E-mails are so fun
This is a recent e-mail I received. I have received many e-mails regarding the article in Bizarre. Some are nice some are mean and some,like this one,don't really fit into an easily defined category.
Hello,
I enjoy your website. However I can't help but cringe whenever I think about your comments about the "English" spelling that was used in the Bizarre Magazine article on you. Uh, what language do Americans believe they are speaking? (Note: you are not uncommon in this way.You are, sadly, like a great majority of American people when it comes to certain crucial areas, therefore I'm guessing that you all have very similar reasons for thinking the way you do about certain things). Please shed some light on why you appear to have forgotten what language you speak. 'Mis-spelt words...funny English spelling...' ahahaha, weeee... Something is just not right with your 'art'--gasp--could it have anything to do with stupidity and ignorance. YOU MUST LEARN TO COVER IT UP IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN INTELLIGENT ADMIRERS INSTEAD OF IMPRESSIONABLE, DICKHEADED, SOCIALITE SCENESTERS! Do yourself a favour and invest considerably more time into educating yourself, it can only benefit your art and reputation.
Sincerely,
Stephanie
Huh? What? Gawd. I am guilty as charged. I am what I am. I never said I was smart. I have always been honest about my myriad of problems. I guess my comments really freaked her out. Why does she say those mean things about my "admirers"? Stephanie makes sweeping generalizations and that is not intelligent. As you can see from the photo,below,not all my admirers are "impressionable,dickheaded,socialite scenesters".
Cornelia,is in no way a socialite scenster. Cornelia likes it when I say "Hello again". Her mother pays me 100 dollars a day to call Cornie on her phone. When she answers I just say "Hello again" over and over for like an hour. Cornelia laughs the whole time. Sick.
Hello,
I enjoy your website. However I can't help but cringe whenever I think about your comments about the "English" spelling that was used in the Bizarre Magazine article on you. Uh, what language do Americans believe they are speaking? (Note: you are not uncommon in this way.You are, sadly, like a great majority of American people when it comes to certain crucial areas, therefore I'm guessing that you all have very similar reasons for thinking the way you do about certain things). Please shed some light on why you appear to have forgotten what language you speak. 'Mis-spelt words...funny English spelling...' ahahaha, weeee... Something is just not right with your 'art'--gasp--could it have anything to do with stupidity and ignorance. YOU MUST LEARN TO COVER IT UP IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN INTELLIGENT ADMIRERS INSTEAD OF IMPRESSIONABLE, DICKHEADED, SOCIALITE SCENESTERS! Do yourself a favour and invest considerably more time into educating yourself, it can only benefit your art and reputation.
Sincerely,
Stephanie
Huh? What? Gawd. I am guilty as charged. I am what I am. I never said I was smart. I have always been honest about my myriad of problems. I guess my comments really freaked her out. Why does she say those mean things about my "admirers"? Stephanie makes sweeping generalizations and that is not intelligent. As you can see from the photo,below,not all my admirers are "impressionable,dickheaded,socialite scenesters".
Cornelia,is in no way a socialite scenster. Cornelia likes it when I say "Hello again". Her mother pays me 100 dollars a day to call Cornie on her phone. When she answers I just say "Hello again" over and over for like an hour. Cornelia laughs the whole time. Sick.