HOLY FUCK!
HOOOOLLLLAAAA!!!!!! Damn homie, its been FOREVER!! bout a year or so? yup yup. I guess i could start right where i left off...Kelly and I went on that sweet ass cruise. That was prolly that best vacation I have ever had! We made friends with our waiters, Janos and Victor. They were fine!!!! So, I ended up graduating WOOHOO. Funny thing, I didn't get to walk tho because I had the police with me all morning and day. Cause see, on thursday I went to canada with melanie and christina (who we arent friends anymore) and I got my tounge pierced...I thought it wouldn't matter because I'm going to college and I did my nose and it was fine? So I come home and I thought I was doing an awesome time at hiding it, my mother knew the WHOLE time. dumb bitch. so she waits until graduation to bust in my room with my dad like they are the police and demand the ring be takin out. hahahahha FUCK NO I said. Then they start saying your grounded all summer, no car, no blahblahb kiss my ass you whore! My dad calls the police and the coppers come on over and basically tell my family that they (the cops) cant do SHIT! Cause I'm 17 you can't kick me out blahblah its basically a parenting issue...whatever cops leave, dad leaves..I'm n my room...and mother and I are fighting back and forth screaming...and I hit her and push her so she calls the police on me for assult haha shes gay. Plus I'm a sneaky bitch and I told her that one of my friends was picking me up and I was outta there...so I packed a small bag and when she wasnt looking stole my extra car key that was in the kitchen. So I'm outside waiting...pretending and as soon as she goes back in the house I just RUNNNN to my car and just hop it and speeeeed off. LMAO. she realizes it like 20 mins later calls me and the cops for grand theft auto and at this point the cops are LOVIN me. I'm just a fucked up teen. All in all, my mom dropped the charges, I got grounded for a week, the tounge ring was takin out because of an infection, and I missed graduation. That is a bunch of shit! SO...I went to tennessee a few weeks later, which was horrible. I hate my grandma with all my heart...I wont even talk about what happen there but that bitch on kiss my ass! So here we are at COLLEGE! hello eastern!!! I also joined DELTA ZETA! the best sorority at eastern what what. I love those gurls! So I was goin to school, more like SKIPPING class and being a new member of DZ. I ended up failing a class and got a 1.5 in school YUCK! I also got initatied into DZ too YAY!!! But now I'm on probation with Eastern and Delta Zeta but its because I'm a lazy fuck and dont go to class or study. Plus I was working two jobs and being DZ stuff but I shouldn't make excuses for my dumbassness. hah new word I made up. So that brings me to where I am now! At my dads for the night, just hanging out. OHHHH by the way I ended up cheap ass hallmark haha I'm a nanny now for Aidan and Taylor. I had Yaylor in 3 year old Kiddie Kampus I love those kids to death! In fact, Im babysitting them tomorrow awww! Hmmm what else is new...I got two kittys! Both tiger cats, one is orange who is named TinkerBell and the other is gray named Minnie. Those lil brats are so cute. i <3 em. Love life..hmm...not even going there. I basically HATE guys and I'm done for a while, its not worth the time...what happen was the EXACT reason why I DONT DATE! I'm not a lesbo lmao Im just not going to see boys for a long long long time. GOt some trust issues goin on ya kno?...You might be wondering bout what happen to ISSAC! lol since I talked bout him a lot in my other thingys...we didnt talk for 6 months he hated me for a reason he dont even remember lol. but we are tight now. hes prolly my best guy friend ever, I can talk to him about anything and he wants its the same for him. Ummmm, ohh well I'm a bout to move OUTTA THE HOUSE! what what thank god man! Im moving into the Delta Zeta house as soon as my loan goes through..Ive been waiting since Dec. 12th ... A MONTH!!!! But I'm all packed up and ready to move. I'm always living in the house next year for sure...with ALICIA! I <3 her..ROOMIE!! I have no idea why I decided to write in this thing....I guess its cause I found my old shit and thought id update ya. LOL I bet the next time I do this, I'll b graduated from college, living with GA...married and pregnant lmao Well....on to KIMMY! MY BEST FRIEND EVER! Its weird kimmy and I only met a year ago and yet we act like we have been our whole lives. And in face, just became BEST FRIENDS...in october. Who would of thought? Not me lol! but I'm happy cause I <3 her so much. We have had some AWESOME TIMES and got some funny ass insiders...I cant even type em all out. But one word could say some.. "MYSPACE" lol. By the way, I got myspace and I'm 100% ADDICTED to it! I wish I could delete my page and say fuck it to everyone on that piece of shit but I think I'd cry and miss it. Its kinda weird, kinda like a cult. Everyone I kno its addicted, something aint right man!! lol Tom prolly did something to the site to suck us in. lmao Oh man I'm super tired. I had fun catching up. Great Talk! Hit ya up later everyone. Peace Homes -Ashley Lorraine