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This is my first dictated livejournal entry. Mattchew is my secretary. There are a few things i would like to go over in this entry. Number one: fat people are gross. Number two: I didn't really mean that last one; but its funny that British people are uglier on average than Americans. But thats okay because they have bad teeth. I was thinking maybe it wouldn't be so bad if there were normal people on tv. Then people like us wouldn't think it is normal to be very skinny and very beautiful. People can act if they are fat. Who knows?! Hahaha!! Right?! And then......and then I was thinking, that umm..that british people are way funnier than american people anyways. They call a fanny a vagina. So a fanny pack is a vagina pack! Hahaha! Thats hilarius. Number two: This is pretty much gonna be the best sumner ever. Enough said. Number three: Locking your keys in your car is really stoopid and sad and I have decided that the starbucks next to REI is bad luck for me. They always give me whipped cream when I ask for none. AND I locked my keys in my car there yesterday. So, fuck them stoopid starbucks. Number four: I love Mattchew. He is the best boy ever. AND.... Sometimes I say things.... Wait, Number Five: People should really think before they say things; like me. Because at work I was talking about how dumb it is to get married before age twenty. The person I was talking to got married at age eighteen. Whoops. Hehehe. When are we gonna get the movie? What are you typing?....... Honey, what are you typing?! Post it.
This is my first dictated livejournal entry. Mattchew is my secretary. There are a few things i would like to go over in this entry. Number one: fat people are gross. Number two: I didn't really mean that last one; but its funny that British people are uglier on average than Americans. But thats okay because they have bad teeth. I was thinking maybe it wouldn't be so bad if there were normal people on tv. Then people like us wouldn't think it is normal to be very skinny and very beautiful. People can act if they are fat. Who knows?! Hahaha!! Right?! And then......and then I was thinking, that umm..that british people are way funnier than american people anyways. They call a fanny a vagina. So a fanny pack is a vagina pack! Hahaha! Thats hilarius. Number two: This is pretty much gonna be the best sumner ever. Enough said. Number three: Locking your keys in your car is really stoopid and sad and I have decided that the starbucks next to REI is bad luck for me. They always give me whipped cream when I ask for none. AND I locked my keys in my car there yesterday. So, fuck them stoopid starbucks. Number four: I love Mattchew. He is the best boy ever. AND.... Sometimes I say things.... Wait, Number Five: People should really think before they say things; like me. Because at work I was talking about how dumb it is to get married before age twenty. The person I was talking to got married at age eighteen. Whoops. Hehehe. When are we gonna get the movie? What are you typing?....... Honey, what are you typing?! Post it.