Creepy, Creepy Uncles!!!!

[shawnanananana]

So since i last updated i have tried a cherry cigarette thingy *Throw-up*, parliments *mehhh*, went to a wedding, and have been violated by not just one but two of my uncles!!! Let's see, so the wedding was a western theme and everyone was supposed to dress really casually and cowboy-y.( yea, i know i just made up a word, just get over it.) Anyway

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whats with the creepy uncles?

[maphiarunner]

man my cousins uncle a couple of years ago put crushed peanut shells down my shirt. i was quite creepy. it suck we all went our seprate ways tonight. ohh well next time. no smoking...its bad for you...ok maybe every once in a while. just dont get addicted, that could be bad. um yeah

stumpy

[_lauralaurent]

holy crap!! he really had a stump!! Shawna, thats freaking hilarious, I would have laughed too.

SEXY

[_sunrisesunset]

oh god, i know i know! it is the worst being yelled at by creepy men! seriously....

OH MY!

[pingy_5]

Shawna, wow that sounds like quite the wedding. However, I think my cousin's wedding might top the whole "hick theme." So, last year or so, my cousin got married at the fairgrounds in New Mexico. Already the story's getting bad. During the ceremony the wind was blowing so hard that no one could hear the preacher and everyone was struggling to stay in their seats while dodging the flying sand particles. To make things worse, there was a drag race going on in the background and there were these random hick people in cut off shirts and shorts passing by. At the reception, which was inside the barn, the only beverages provided was cheap alcohol and bitter lemonade...no water to be found. This is the best part, the table decorations were old boots spray painted gold...which later was found to be on the feet of one of the party members