Creepy, Creepy Uncles!!!!

[shawnanananana]

So since i last updated i have tried a cherry cigarette thingy *Throw-up*, parliments *mehhh*, went to a wedding, and have been violated by not just one but two of my uncles!!! Let's see, so the wedding was a western theme and everyone was supposed to dress really casually and cowboy-y.( yea, i know i just made up a word, just get over it.) Anyway

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OH MY!

[pingy_5]

Shawna, wow that sounds like quite the wedding. However, I think my cousin's wedding might top the whole "hick theme." So, last year or so, my cousin got married at the fairgrounds in New Mexico. Already the story's getting bad. During the ceremony the wind was blowing so hard that no one could hear the preacher and everyone was struggling to stay in their seats while dodging the flying sand particles. To make things worse, there was a drag race going on in the background and there were these random hick people in cut off shirts and shorts passing by. At the reception, which was inside the barn, the only beverages provided was cheap alcohol and bitter lemonade...no water to be found. This is the best part, the table decorations were old boots spray painted gold...which later was found to be on the feet of one of the party members.
Needless to say, it is a story i shall never forget hearing, seeing as how i was unable to attend and had to get the details from my dad.

Wow! he really had a stump? holy moly...no fingers at all?

Here's another weird fact from your cousin's wedding...so on Saturday afternoon i was playing a nice little round of golf, actually i was playing like a hacker, anyways, as i was making the turn to the next hole i looked over my shoulder and who do i see? none other then your brother justin himself. weird, i know. i guess i had just missed you or something.

oh yeah, what you said about your uncles, that is like one of the creepiest things i've ever heard. i'm a little long winded today. anywho, why didn't you just pull the ol' AWKWARD card?