It ends today!
You know what I'm pretty goddamn sick of? Those stupid online quizzes where people answer fifty multiple choice questions then expect the mystical elves running the internet to determine "What kind of kisser you are" or "Which powerpuff girl you are", even though it is quite obvious that 50% of those who took the survey have never kissed anyone and 100% of them will never, ever become a powerpuff girl. These quizzes are a stupid waste of our time. We as human beings should be working together to make something much more productive, like a Death Star or a time machine or something real badass like that. It is about time these quizzes stopped entirely. Frankly, I don't know why I have let this go on for as long as I have.
I know just what to do - I am going to make my own quiz. It is going to insult anyone who takes it, hopefully putting an end to their quiz-taking days, while appealing to their emotions by promising to "reveal your future and your love life" and shit like that. But first, I need a really good link. I want people to get to my quiz, damnit! Here's what I've come up with. You can click it and take the quiz if you really want to.
This link is perfect. It masks the sinister nature of the quiz. And, don't ask me why, but every group and community in Livejournal seems to use pictures of Marilyn Monroe as links and banners and such. Thus, I will harness this phenomenon by caging the sheer power of Marilyn Monroe within my link, compelling anyone and everyone to click it and take my quiz. Bwahahahah! The extent of my evil genius is surpassed only by the length of my reproductive organ! But wait - I need your help! Copy and paste this code (Minus all the #'s)in your journal or community or whatever if you want a good laugh.
<#a href="#http:\\www.global.genericwebhost.com\haha"><#img src="#http://www.global.genericwebhost.com/images/ultimatepower.jpg"><#/a>
Leave all feedback right here. I have a feeling that not everyone will enjoy my sick, sadistic humor, but oh well. Either way this is gonna get interesting.
I know just what to do - I am going to make my own quiz. It is going to insult anyone who takes it, hopefully putting an end to their quiz-taking days, while appealing to their emotions by promising to "reveal your future and your love life" and shit like that. But first, I need a really good link. I want people to get to my quiz, damnit! Here's what I've come up with. You can click it and take the quiz if you really want to.
This link is perfect. It masks the sinister nature of the quiz. And, don't ask me why, but every group and community in Livejournal seems to use pictures of Marilyn Monroe as links and banners and such. Thus, I will harness this phenomenon by caging the sheer power of Marilyn Monroe within my link, compelling anyone and everyone to click it and take my quiz. Bwahahahah! The extent of my evil genius is surpassed only by the length of my reproductive organ! But wait - I need your help! Copy and paste this code (Minus all the #'s)in your journal or community or whatever if you want a good laugh.
<#a href="#http:\\www.global.genericwebhost.com\haha"><#img src="#http://www.global.genericwebhost.com/images/ultimatepower.jpg"><#/a>
Leave all feedback right here. I have a feeling that not everyone will enjoy my sick, sadistic humor, but oh well. Either way this is gonna get interesting.