The day after tomorrow...
Did anyone else actually pay to see this piece of crap movie? I had more fun the last time I fell down a staircase. "The Day After Tommorrow" is this horrible movie about a bigass blizzard that covers all of North America in snow so all these Americans run over to Mexico and the Mexican government is like "OH NO JOO DOOOONT, GRINGOS!" and the Americans are like "Shut up you stupid federale!" and we all move to Mexico. In the process New York freezes and these 10 people live in a library for a week and a buncha wolves don't drown and this old guy with a scottish accent dies and lotsa other stuff happened, but I really didn't pay much attention at all. It must have been the blinding pain from banging my head against the wall in berserk homicidal rage. If you saw it, you would know that my head trauma was well deserved.
The movie made less sense than Shrek, which, may I remind you, involved an ogre who marries a princess whose best friend is a talking donkey. However, I thought it would have been funny as hell if, instead, a giant blizzard destroyed South America and everyone ran up stateside. Even though thats sorta happening anyway, without the blizzard, it would still make a movie at least twice as good as The Day After Tomorrow. So, I took it upon myself to make my own movie. Just click the link below. I guarantee it is the best movie you will ever see in less than 30 seconds.
The movie made less sense than Shrek, which, may I remind you, involved an ogre who marries a princess whose best friend is a talking donkey. However, I thought it would have been funny as hell if, instead, a giant blizzard destroyed South America and everyone ran up stateside. Even though thats sorta happening anyway, without the blizzard, it would still make a movie at least twice as good as The Day After Tomorrow. So, I took it upon myself to make my own movie. Just click the link below. I guarantee it is the best movie you will ever see in less than 30 seconds.