PANTIES!
Well, at 23 years old, I finally understand why women get all into fancy underwear. It's like wearing a whole different outfit under your clothes! And only special people get to see it. And if nobody is going to get to see it, you can wear crazy things and nobody knows! Well I don't wear crazy things... I still wear underpants that actually cover my whole butt - GASP!
But I did recently get some cute brightly colored mesh underwear, as opposed to the solid cotton or strechy no-seam ones... and seeing the bright colors only at those random moments when I WOULD get to see them (you know what I mean I'm trying not to spell it out), it's like a surprise of color! And since girls usually coordinate everything, it makes my outfit BETTER! Sometimes I actually wish people DID see it all together. But I'm not going to wear my underwear outside of my clothes - how that got to be a real fashion trend I'll never understand...
That's only for when the Navy crosses the Equator and tortures the hell out of all their first-timers. I saw my uncle's horrifying video. They squirt hot sauce in your FACE!
...Wasn't I talking about ladies underwear?
But I did recently get some cute brightly colored mesh underwear, as opposed to the solid cotton or strechy no-seam ones... and seeing the bright colors only at those random moments when I WOULD get to see them (you know what I mean I'm trying not to spell it out), it's like a surprise of color! And since girls usually coordinate everything, it makes my outfit BETTER! Sometimes I actually wish people DID see it all together. But I'm not going to wear my underwear outside of my clothes - how that got to be a real fashion trend I'll never understand...
That's only for when the Navy crosses the Equator and tortures the hell out of all their first-timers. I saw my uncle's horrifying video. They squirt hot sauce in your FACE!
...Wasn't I talking about ladies underwear?