I got nothin

[sharpest_rose]

So hey internet let's all talk about Gerard Way's new concept album about narcoleptic gay hookers in the desert. COLOR IS THE NEW DANGER.

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needs more use of the word "pure"

[irradiatedsoup]

"I was telling people it was the purest Chemical Romance album, but I realized that was bullshit. The purest Chemical Romance is fucking crazy! We're supposed to be super loud and super ambitious."

GERARD WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY WAS "WHEN YOU'RE A JET YOU'RE A JET ALL THE WAY."

NOW GET OUT OF MY TRAIN.

Re: needs more use of the word "pure"

[sharpest_rose]

Aren't you off in the forest eating berries with no internet? Did you make a computer out of seeds?

Re: needs more use of the word "pure"

[irradiatedsoup]

Still waiting to be picked up!

MARY LOOK AT RAY. WHY DOES HE LET THEM DRESS HIM? HE'S JUST TOO AMICABLE.

Re: needs more use of the word "pure"

[sharpest_rose]

As we've established, he is the nailpolish dad at the family christmas party. His little princess just wants to make him pretty!

Re: needs more use of the word "pure"

[nova_bright]

Ray is a hooker in the desert, Claire. Garry makes him dress up to look pretty for men.

*finger clicks all the way to a dance fight*

you have to sing this

[irradiatedsoup]

HE FEELS PRETTY OH SO PRETTY. HE FEELS PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAY. BUT ACTUALLY HE'S ONLY PRETTY. MIKEY'S WITTY AND GARRY IS GAY. AND FRANK IS TAKING PICTURES OF HIS DOGS VAGINAAAA.

Re: you have to sing this

[nova_bright]

Frank's clients have really specific needs ok. If dude wants to look at pictures of a dog's hoo haa and then beat off while Frank sings 'Yankee Doodle Dandy', Frank aint gonna judge.

Re: you have to sing this

[vociferocity]

FRANK IS TAKING PICTURES OF HIS DOGS VAGINAAAA.

oh my god what