"We The People of the Persons..." -- http://languageisavirus.com

Aug 17, 2009 21:25

If I had to follow a constitution, I'd like this one, please:

See, according to the States Constitution United, "When sitting for that Purpose, they shall sign it, but if not he shall nominate, and by and with the Indian Tribes; To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the Journal of each State shall have Power to dispose of and make Rules for the Government of the Senate, by granting No Person shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have Power to try all Impeachments. The Congress shall assemble at least shall not have attained to the Ports of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Testimony of two thirds of the United States, or by Conventions in three fourths of the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. We the People of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall not have attained to the Seat of the several States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the several State Legislatures, and all civil Officers of the Senate and House of Representatives may be absolutely necessary for executing it's inspection Laws: and the Yeas and Nays of the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court."

And further inside...

"The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives before Section 4. The President shall, at the Expiration of the United States, or in any Manner affect the first Article; and that no Amendment which may be absolutely necessary for executing it's inspection Laws: and the third Class at the Expiration of the whole Number of Electors appointed; and if there should remain two or more who have equal Votes, the Senate and House of Representatives shall immediately choose by Ballot one of them against Invasion; and on Application of the United States. We the People of the most numerous Branch of the first Class shall be on Oath or Affirmation:--"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in Consequence of any Law or Regulation therein, be discharged from such Service or Labour, but shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such Manner, and under such Regulations as the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and which shall be repassed by two thirds of the several States, shall be elected."

I've found a very amusing toy! XD

According to the Nations Charter United...:

"All Members shall refrain from giving assistance to any state or shall require the Members to submit such matters to settlement under the present Charter; but this principle shall 4. To develop friendly relations among nations based on respect for the maintenance of international disputes by peaceful means in such a manner that international peace and security, and to take effective collective measures for the suppression of acts of aggression or other breaches of the Purposes of the United Nations to intervene in matters which are not endangered. Article 2 The Organization is based on the principle of the United Nations act in accordance with the present Charter shall authorize the United Nations every assistance in any other manner inconsistent with the Purposes of the peace; 2. To be a centre for harmonizing the actions of nations in the attainment of these common ends.

Article 2 The Organization is based on respect for human rights and for the principle of equal rights and for fundamental freedoms for all without distinction as to race, sex, language, or religion; and 4. To be a centre for harmonizing the actions of nations in the attainment of these common ends. All Members, in order to ensure to all of them the rights and for fundamental freedoms for all without distinction as to race, sex, language, or religion; and 4. 2. To develop friendly relations among nations based on respect for the maintenance of international disputes or situations which might lead to a breach of the sovereign equality of all its Members.

The Organization shall ensure that states which are not Members of the peace; 2. 1. To achieve international co-operation in solving international problems of an economic, social, cultural, or humanitarian character, and in conformity with the following Principles. Article 2 The Organization and its Members, in order to ensure to all of them the rights and self-determination of peoples, and to take other appropriate measures to strengthen universal peace; 3. Nothing contained in the attainment of these common ends.

7. All Members shall give the United Nations act in accordance with the present Charter, and shall refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any state against which the United Nations act in accordance with these Principles so far as may be necessary for the maintenance of international peace and security. 4. To maintain international peace and security, and justice, are not endangered.

All Members shall give the United Nations are: 1. 3. All Members shall give the United Nations act in accordance with the present Charter. 5. The Organization and its Members, in order to ensure to all of them the rights and self-determination of peoples, and to take effective collective measures for the maintenance of international peace and security, and justice, are not Members of the United Nations.

1. Article 1 The Purposes of the Purposes of the United Nations every assistance in any other manner inconsistent with the following Principles."

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