the most embarrassing thing..
going to work..and finding that ur shirt doesnt fit in a "certain area" (yeah i dont like to talk about my...well..whatever) and OF COURSE all the people who were on that shift were all GUYS and OF COURSE my trainer was a GUY and i was like..umm hi i need to wear an apron for training today..cuz im cold..hi..who says that..? I think its mother fucken bullshit that no button down shirts fit me..ever. its not fair...im sorry but not everyone is a mother fucken "average" build..I'm definitely not. PLUS what the fuck is up with pants these days? ...(lol while we're on the clothing subj) how come every single pair of pants i even LOOK at is like longer than the fucken Nile. I want to cry. lol..not every girl is fucken long legged 5'7"..to tell you the fucken truth, most girls these days arent...we're becoming more and more diverse and unique..so fuck cosmo..i enjoy sir mixalot and big asses and short legs and i enjoy all of the girls who agree with me on the whole..button down shirt deal..
call me later.
baby got back