HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Okay folks, this is the final addition to my costume ... a petition. I wanted to be as authentic a Devil's Advocate as I could be. I'll post pictures this weekend, but right now I have to get to work. Have a fantastic day everybody - you should all be dressed up!!
PROPOSITION #666
A petition of: The Devil’s Advocate
Addressed to: God, Allah, and all other Powers That Be
We the undersigned urge you to use your “holy” powers the American People seem to believe in so fervently for the greater evil by ensuring that all polling machines are rigged and all paper ballots are ‘lost’ or forged for Senator Lucifer and Governor Medusa Tuesday, November 4th, 2008. The Devil’s Advocate and all her followers know Senator Lucifer and Governor Medusa will carry out all of the necessary evils this pathetic nation has been waiting for. It is time this country start crucifying women when they step out their kitchen with shoes on, condemning homosexuals when they volunteer to serve their nation - let alone ask to be married with children, arresting every middle-eastern looking person who thinks they have a right to be here, and most importantly aggressively recruiting all poor people of color for my pet war over there in Iraq.
Failure to guarantee that every citizen’s vote is changed to the right Mavericks for the job is simply irresponsible. America cannot endure four years of liberal, humanistic change, the empire will crumble.
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PROPOSITION #666
A petition of: The Devil’s Advocate
Addressed to: God, Allah, and all other Powers That Be
We the undersigned urge you to use your “holy” powers the American People seem to believe in so fervently for the greater evil by ensuring that all polling machines are rigged and all paper ballots are ‘lost’ or forged for Senator Lucifer and Governor Medusa Tuesday, November 4th, 2008. The Devil’s Advocate and all her followers know Senator Lucifer and Governor Medusa will carry out all of the necessary evils this pathetic nation has been waiting for. It is time this country start crucifying women when they step out their kitchen with shoes on, condemning homosexuals when they volunteer to serve their nation - let alone ask to be married with children, arresting every middle-eastern looking person who thinks they have a right to be here, and most importantly aggressively recruiting all poor people of color for my pet war over there in Iraq.
Failure to guarantee that every citizen’s vote is changed to the right Mavericks for the job is simply irresponsible. America cannot endure four years of liberal, humanistic change, the empire will crumble.
Agreed upon by the following people:
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