Cosplay Skit!
Well, I was locked out of the house today for two hours, so I took the opportunity to write up our Cosplay skit for Jacon. ^.^ Here's the result!
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Roles:
Setsuna - Me
Sara - Kaitlyn
Kira - Sarah
Kurai - Shawnee
Rociel - Josie
Katan - Jericka
Kurai enters the stage, clears her throat, and holds up a sign that says "Applause". The audience (hopefully) complies.
Setsuna enters.
Setsuna: Thank you, thank you. Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Setsuna Springer, "I'm trying to ressurect my sealed master." Today's guest is a troubled young cherub named Katan. Come on out, Katan.
Katan Enters. Kurai holds up the "Applause" sign again.
Setsuna: Welcome, Katan. Why don't you tell us why you're here?
Katan: Well, my master was sealed a long time ago by his sister, Alexiel (Kurai makes a lovesick face in the background). And now that the heavens are in turmoil, I fear he is the only one who can bring us peace.
Setsuna: I know what you mean.
Katan: It's been awful. I'm using a computer game to suck out the souls of innocent mortals to get it done.
Setsuna: Well, Katan, we have a surprise for you.
Katan: Ooooh, is it candy?
Setsuna: ....No. Rociel, come on out.
Kurai holds up a "Hiss and Boo" sign.
Rociel: What?! Yeesh, YOU try getting smacked with a holy sword!
Katan: Master! (He runs over and bows)
Rociel: Katan, am I beautiful?
Katan: Yes, master Rociel.
Rociel: Mmm hmm, girlfriend.
Setsuna: Well, it looks as if all those innocent children whose heads you exploded didn't die in vain.
Rociel: Indeed.
Katan: Master, the heavens are-
Rociel: (cuts him off) Hold on a sec, Katan. (He peers at Setsuna) *GASP* ALEXIEL! I KNEW IT!
Katan: No master, please!
Setsuna: Hey, I'm only a talk show host!
Rociel: A back-stabbing reincarnated sister talk show host!
Setsuna: Give me a break.
Rociel: Well, I have a surprise for YOU, Set-chan.
Kurai brings in a tied-up Sara, gesturing as if she's a prize on a game show.
Sara: Big brother!
Setsuna: Sara! (He turns to Rociel) You leave her out of this! I'm warning you, I'll-
Rociel: Oh yeah, host boy? BRING IT ON!!
They rush towards eachother. Kurai holds up an "Audience goes Nuts" sign and quickly rushes over to restrain Setsuna. Katan restrains Rociel.
Rociel: You *beep* betrayed me you *beep*!!
Setsuna: Leave Sara out of this you *bbbbeeeeep* *beep*!!!
Kira enters the stage and quickly works to free Sara, then steps between Rociel and Setsuna.
Kira: Calm DOWN! SHE'S FREE, alright?!
Sara: Big Brother! (She runs to hug him)
Setsuna: Sara, are you hurt?
Rociel: (pouting) Oh PLEASE.
Kira: Better wrap this up, buddy.
Setsuna: Of course. (He turns back to the audience) And that's today's show. Remember everyone: Treasure the sister you have freakish incestual feelings for, because you never know when a narcissistic angel might try to kill her.
Sara: Let's go fool around.
Setsuna: Sure!
They exit the stage holding hands.
Rociel: Alexiel, I'm not through with you yet!
Katan: Wait, master Rociel!
They run after Setsuna.
Kira: (He sighs) I need new friends...
Kira exits.
Kurai holds up a sign that says "The End", bows, and exits.
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So, what do you guys think? :D
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Roles:
Setsuna - Me
Sara - Kaitlyn
Kira - Sarah
Kurai - Shawnee
Rociel - Josie
Katan - Jericka
Kurai enters the stage, clears her throat, and holds up a sign that says "Applause". The audience (hopefully) complies.
Setsuna enters.
Setsuna: Thank you, thank you. Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Setsuna Springer, "I'm trying to ressurect my sealed master." Today's guest is a troubled young cherub named Katan. Come on out, Katan.
Katan Enters. Kurai holds up the "Applause" sign again.
Setsuna: Welcome, Katan. Why don't you tell us why you're here?
Katan: Well, my master was sealed a long time ago by his sister, Alexiel (Kurai makes a lovesick face in the background). And now that the heavens are in turmoil, I fear he is the only one who can bring us peace.
Setsuna: I know what you mean.
Katan: It's been awful. I'm using a computer game to suck out the souls of innocent mortals to get it done.
Setsuna: Well, Katan, we have a surprise for you.
Katan: Ooooh, is it candy?
Setsuna: ....No. Rociel, come on out.
Kurai holds up a "Hiss and Boo" sign.
Rociel: What?! Yeesh, YOU try getting smacked with a holy sword!
Katan: Master! (He runs over and bows)
Rociel: Katan, am I beautiful?
Katan: Yes, master Rociel.
Rociel: Mmm hmm, girlfriend.
Setsuna: Well, it looks as if all those innocent children whose heads you exploded didn't die in vain.
Rociel: Indeed.
Katan: Master, the heavens are-
Rociel: (cuts him off) Hold on a sec, Katan. (He peers at Setsuna) *GASP* ALEXIEL! I KNEW IT!
Katan: No master, please!
Setsuna: Hey, I'm only a talk show host!
Rociel: A back-stabbing reincarnated sister talk show host!
Setsuna: Give me a break.
Rociel: Well, I have a surprise for YOU, Set-chan.
Kurai brings in a tied-up Sara, gesturing as if she's a prize on a game show.
Sara: Big brother!
Setsuna: Sara! (He turns to Rociel) You leave her out of this! I'm warning you, I'll-
Rociel: Oh yeah, host boy? BRING IT ON!!
They rush towards eachother. Kurai holds up an "Audience goes Nuts" sign and quickly rushes over to restrain Setsuna. Katan restrains Rociel.
Rociel: You *beep* betrayed me you *beep*!!
Setsuna: Leave Sara out of this you *bbbbeeeeep* *beep*!!!
Kira enters the stage and quickly works to free Sara, then steps between Rociel and Setsuna.
Kira: Calm DOWN! SHE'S FREE, alright?!
Sara: Big Brother! (She runs to hug him)
Setsuna: Sara, are you hurt?
Rociel: (pouting) Oh PLEASE.
Kira: Better wrap this up, buddy.
Setsuna: Of course. (He turns back to the audience) And that's today's show. Remember everyone: Treasure the sister you have freakish incestual feelings for, because you never know when a narcissistic angel might try to kill her.
Sara: Let's go fool around.
Setsuna: Sure!
They exit the stage holding hands.
Rociel: Alexiel, I'm not through with you yet!
Katan: Wait, master Rociel!
They run after Setsuna.
Kira: (He sighs) I need new friends...
Kira exits.
Kurai holds up a sign that says "The End", bows, and exits.
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So, what do you guys think? :D