I Am Made of Meat
Yesterday was a strange day filled with oddities. First of all, I had two complete strangers groping at my bodacious tatas because of a routine ultrasound and mammogram. I've never had a mammogram before. I had no idea such small boobs could squish out so big. I was a little bit afraid there might be some sort of Playdough Barber Shop thing going on, but everything stayed intact, thank fuck. Much to my happiness, it didn't hurt at all.
And as for the ultrasound, I had a big bottle of lube splooged all over me. It was like the Alien queen drooled on me, but without all the chest bursting and acidic badness. Watching the monitor during the ultrasound made me realize just how made of meat I am.
My daytime was spent in relaxation. I had a bubble bath and read from Mastering the Art of War. Then I taught my last Wednesday night dance class for the year, and went to Club Renaissance to see Glenn Love.
This was my favourite show of his, yet. Go listen to his stuff. He's good. And he's a total sweetheart, too.
I ended up DJing most of the night afterwards, and played a pretty eclectic set, everything from Bjork to Motorhead to Skinny Puppy to David Bowie. The dance floor stayed busy all night, so I'm pretty pleased.
This weekend, I'm off to Toronto again. It has become my other home. Unfortunately, I still don't know where I'm staying. So if you live in the downtown Toronto area and can lend me couch or floor space for Monday and Tuesday night of next week, I will be very fucking happy. I'm going there to study butoh with Yuko Kaseki.
This is her in action:
If all goes well, on Sunday night, I'll also be going to see Amanda Palmer, who I only just found out is playing in Toronto that night.
I get so much culture I could very well turn into yoghourt.
Want some links? Here you go!
Antonia the Pygmy Polar Bear: The story of a polar bear with dwarfism.
Oh What a Beautiful Wedding: The Twinkie cake kills me.
Two-faced kitten born in Perth: I want a mutant kitty! Hell, I want a non-mutant kitty, too. I hope this one lives. There are too few two-faced kitties in the world.
Bra for the boys an online bestseller in Japan: It's about time someone started marketing bras meant to fit men who like to wear bras.
The Guinea Pig Olympics: The boxing competition is my favourite.
Art Nudes: NSFW, but there's some quality photography to be found here.
Midwest Teen Sex Show: Fetishes: Entertaining and educational, explains the difference between kink and fetish.
Yoshiro Nakamatsu, We Salute You: Master inventor. His technique for coming up with new ideas for inventions is unconventional and more than a little frightening (thanks, gha5t).
Chicken Head Tracking: I used to do this with my chickens all the time. I'd put them on turntables and watch them spot like ballerinas.
And as for the ultrasound, I had a big bottle of lube splooged all over me. It was like the Alien queen drooled on me, but without all the chest bursting and acidic badness. Watching the monitor during the ultrasound made me realize just how made of meat I am.
My daytime was spent in relaxation. I had a bubble bath and read from Mastering the Art of War. Then I taught my last Wednesday night dance class for the year, and went to Club Renaissance to see Glenn Love.
This was my favourite show of his, yet. Go listen to his stuff. He's good. And he's a total sweetheart, too.
I ended up DJing most of the night afterwards, and played a pretty eclectic set, everything from Bjork to Motorhead to Skinny Puppy to David Bowie. The dance floor stayed busy all night, so I'm pretty pleased.
This weekend, I'm off to Toronto again. It has become my other home. Unfortunately, I still don't know where I'm staying. So if you live in the downtown Toronto area and can lend me couch or floor space for Monday and Tuesday night of next week, I will be very fucking happy. I'm going there to study butoh with Yuko Kaseki.
This is her in action:
Click to viewIf all goes well, on Sunday night, I'll also be going to see Amanda Palmer, who I only just found out is playing in Toronto that night.
I get so much culture I could very well turn into yoghourt.
Want some links? Here you go!
Antonia the Pygmy Polar Bear: The story of a polar bear with dwarfism.
Oh What a Beautiful Wedding: The Twinkie cake kills me.
Two-faced kitten born in Perth: I want a mutant kitty! Hell, I want a non-mutant kitty, too. I hope this one lives. There are too few two-faced kitties in the world.
Bra for the boys an online bestseller in Japan: It's about time someone started marketing bras meant to fit men who like to wear bras.
The Guinea Pig Olympics: The boxing competition is my favourite.
Art Nudes: NSFW, but there's some quality photography to be found here.
Midwest Teen Sex Show: Fetishes: Entertaining and educational, explains the difference between kink and fetish.
Yoshiro Nakamatsu, We Salute You: Master inventor. His technique for coming up with new ideas for inventions is unconventional and more than a little frightening (thanks, gha5t).
Chicken Head Tracking: I used to do this with my chickens all the time. I'd put them on turntables and watch them spot like ballerinas.