My Best Idea Ever

Nov 13, 2009 19:24

See, here's what we do. We build a gigantic Wal-Mart, and all the yokels who want to vote Sarah Palin as President, and think that all you need are BOOTSTRAPS for health care, and mistake a brunette with a tan as an Ay-Rab, and who gets all butthurt about equal protection under the law, and on and on and on, and we move them all in there. They can elect Glenn Beck as the grand potentate Store Manager. And they can all live there. We'll call it Wal-Martonia or something. Sure, we'll give 'em some open outdoor space so the camo aficianados can go throw back a case of beer and shoot each other in the face.

Jesus Charlton Heston approves!




Oh, but they can't have any of them Mexicans come clean the store/country.

stroke of brilliance, rednecks

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