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Fuck I'm bored. And somehow I've ended up looking at Jesus portraits. Christian "art" is abso-fucking-lutely ridic.
If you're easily offended by blasphemy, you might want to move along about now.
Jesus is Phil Hartman? Huh. Whoda thunk.
It's like he's getting a non-corporeal hummer whilst listening to Yanni.
I. What?
(ETA: Jesus, Jesus! Get your own smack you fucking mooch. Sheesh.)
See Doc, here's how it's done. Business up front, party in the back. The mullet is a classic do. Think about it, you have the bone structure to really rock a mullet like a hurricane.
Chuck Norris had a teenage wet-dream about the girl next door once. 9 months later Jesus was born.
(by the way, the description to this fine work of art is its own humor..."In our lives, we have times when we are asked to "do the impossible" so to speak. Bear a burden, weather a trial, overcome an addiction, wage our personal wars. Christ reminds us that ALL things are possible when we keep our eyes and our hearts focused on Him. Simply ... Come."
If you're easily offended by blasphemy, you might want to move along about now.
Jesus is Phil Hartman? Huh. Whoda thunk.
It's like he's getting a non-corporeal hummer whilst listening to Yanni.
I. What?
(ETA: Jesus, Jesus! Get your own smack you fucking mooch. Sheesh.)
See Doc, here's how it's done. Business up front, party in the back. The mullet is a classic do. Think about it, you have the bone structure to really rock a mullet like a hurricane.
Chuck Norris had a teenage wet-dream about the girl next door once. 9 months later Jesus was born.
(by the way, the description to this fine work of art is its own humor..."In our lives, we have times when we are asked to "do the impossible" so to speak. Bear a burden, weather a trial, overcome an addiction, wage our personal wars. Christ reminds us that ALL things are possible when we keep our eyes and our hearts focused on Him. Simply ... Come."