Whenever my mom used to get stressed about being behind on laundry, one of her friends would tell her not to worry, because if everything was clean, you probably wouldn't have enough room to put it all away.
I have a feeling that when I'm 90 and senile, I'll still be able to explain what a comma splice, primarily because, if you do something a bajillion times, it's gotta stay way back in your subconscious somewhere!
I'm so behind that my children went to school today wearing-between them--four completely different socks, he went in her pants 'cuz tha's all that wuz clean (and who notices bell bottoms on a toddler anyway--thought he pinkhearts might give it away) and I am simply washing and then wearing the same two outfits over and over and over 'cuz I can't get to the mountain o'laundry that is taking over my bedroom. I have 'splody head syndrome too.... but cannot WAIT to apply time honored 'spody head remedy in the form of alcohol consumed with friends in Atlanta. (maybe bloody marys in stead of the blood of innocents... though... let's see who pisses us off between now and then...) Im just sayin.
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I have a feeling that when I'm 90 and senile, I'll still be able to explain what a comma splice, primarily because, if you do something a bajillion times, it's gotta stay way back in your subconscious somewhere!
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