End-of-Quarter Angst
Brain...melting...can't...handle faulty...logic...any MORE...'splody head, 'splody head...no, no more comma splices...can't...take...another misuse of "it's"...
...Must...feed...on blood of innocents...
[pause]
Well...it seemed like a logical progression a second ago.
Hey, I've got an idea. Instead of buckling down and working, let's play a little game called "I'm So Behind That..." I'll start.
I'm so behind on laundry, that today's outfit was dictated by what color of socks I had available.
...Must...feed...on blood of innocents...
[pause]
Well...it seemed like a logical progression a second ago.
Hey, I've got an idea. Instead of buckling down and working, let's play a little game called "I'm So Behind That..." I'll start.
I'm so behind on laundry, that today's outfit was dictated by what color of socks I had available.