Speaking of things that neatly sum up my life...
My backpack currently contains:
- 3 law school application packages, neatly filled out and affixed with the proper postage
- 1 grad school application package, neatly filled out and affixed with the proper postage
- 1 pair of hooker boots
- 1 corset
- 1 vampire cape
- 1 conservative knee length black skirt
- 1 pair of scissors, to turn said conservative knee length skirt into a slutty vampire skirt
- 1 pair of flip flops
- 1 lifeguard shirt
- 1 bathing suit
- 1 towel
- 1 toothbrush
- 1 tube of toothpaste
- 1 hair straightener
- assorted makeup
- 1 extra pair of underwear
Claire is just Claire until she's vampire Claire.
I sure hope this hair-brained scheme actually works out and I didn't just spend 20 minutes creatively finding ways to pack all this stuff into my backpack for nothing.
- 3 law school application packages, neatly filled out and affixed with the proper postage
- 1 grad school application package, neatly filled out and affixed with the proper postage
- 1 pair of hooker boots
- 1 corset
- 1 vampire cape
- 1 conservative knee length black skirt
- 1 pair of scissors, to turn said conservative knee length skirt into a slutty vampire skirt
- 1 pair of flip flops
- 1 lifeguard shirt
- 1 bathing suit
- 1 towel
- 1 toothbrush
- 1 tube of toothpaste
- 1 hair straightener
- assorted makeup
- 1 extra pair of underwear
Claire is just Claire until she's vampire Claire.
I sure hope this hair-brained scheme actually works out and I didn't just spend 20 minutes creatively finding ways to pack all this stuff into my backpack for nothing.