This is an actual letter from an Austin, Texas woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding one of their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. This was PC Magazine's 2007 Editors' Choice award-winner for the best letter sent via e-mail.
Anyone who ever has a problem with me and what I say or have said probably need to fill this out (if only so myself and my friends can laugh our asses off at you).