So... Im back!
So after 6 months of not putting a damn thing on here I have decided to return. Though I am not certain what I am going to write about now that I am going to settle down and become your standard straight white male, I do feel that at least today a good ranting is in order. So... where to begin... well lets see... yup that will work.
I HATE COFFEE HOUSES!!!
Here is a top ten list of reasons to hate coffee houses...
10) The coffee is never as good as you can get at home or at Starbucks™.
9) You can never carry on a sensible conversation without the subject of interstellar
travel or gene therapy appearing in it at least once.
8) Philosophy is not something that you can understand in a week, and if you are 15 you
should not be talking about it... just think about that one... see where it takes you.
7) If you hate hippies, indie (idiots), "hardcore kids" (whatever the fuck that means),
shitty pop punk like weezer or the new wave of mainstream (modest mouse, franz
ferdinand,or that stupid fucking video of has everyone else had more sex than me with
the rabbit).
6) You can always expect to get interrupted in a conversation.
5) You can hope to not get arrested for hitting on a minor that you thought was cute
until you found out that her mother is in the AA group and that she allows her
daughter to look like a NY slut from the Red Light District.
4) Because you "love" hearing about how much everyone elses life sucks!
3) Because you know you wanna go to a place and get coffee that is as thick as a new
york hooker's ass while you don't smoke. (this is a mortal sin btw)
2) You like paying 5 bucks for a cup the size of the one you used during your drug test!
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO HATE COFFEE HOUSES IS
1) Because we all know that everyone is a fucking genius and that they are always right... if you dont know what I am talking about and you're what society would call normal, go to a coffee house and sit there for one hour... then get back to me.
I HATE COFFEE HOUSES!!!
Here is a top ten list of reasons to hate coffee houses...
10) The coffee is never as good as you can get at home or at Starbucks™.
9) You can never carry on a sensible conversation without the subject of interstellar
travel or gene therapy appearing in it at least once.
8) Philosophy is not something that you can understand in a week, and if you are 15 you
should not be talking about it... just think about that one... see where it takes you.
7) If you hate hippies, indie (idiots), "hardcore kids" (whatever the fuck that means),
shitty pop punk like weezer or the new wave of mainstream (modest mouse, franz
ferdinand,or that stupid fucking video of has everyone else had more sex than me with
the rabbit).
6) You can always expect to get interrupted in a conversation.
5) You can hope to not get arrested for hitting on a minor that you thought was cute
until you found out that her mother is in the AA group and that she allows her
daughter to look like a NY slut from the Red Light District.
4) Because you "love" hearing about how much everyone elses life sucks!
3) Because you know you wanna go to a place and get coffee that is as thick as a new
york hooker's ass while you don't smoke. (this is a mortal sin btw)
2) You like paying 5 bucks for a cup the size of the one you used during your drug test!
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO HATE COFFEE HOUSES IS
1) Because we all know that everyone is a fucking genius and that they are always right... if you dont know what I am talking about and you're what society would call normal, go to a coffee house and sit there for one hour... then get back to me.