If it bleeds...we can kill it
Well happy belated Halloween, you beautiful sacks of sexy yum yums.
Eh?
Yeah, it was my birthday Saturday. I want you to make comments wishing me a happy birthday. Go on. I need your support. I have clogged sweat glands or something, give me hope by wishing me a happy birthday.
Birthday list rundown!
- Homer clock! Which I accidently called a Homer cock a lot!
- Cellphone! If you wanna phone fuck me or pretend to phone fuck me OR awkwardly converse about similar interests, then please just say the word!
- Money!
- Money was spent on the following...The Used's new CD, Mastodon's Leviathan (You got me Pants...you got me), Candiria's What Doesn't Kill You... and The Blood Brothers Crimes. Oh yeah, the BB's first 2 albums and finally my own copy of Lovage's CD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT MY EXTENDED OPINION ON ALL OF THESE ITEMS...
- The Used's CD which I can't even bother to remember the name of. Wow, did they ever just say "fuck it". No real effort put into any of it outside of maybe 3 songs, an attempt to sound like Blink 182 circa 2000 and awful awful lyrics equals one disappointing waste of money. Burn your "Bert is my homeboy" shirts, the dream is dead.
- Candiria's What Doesn't Kill You... now I was kinda "eh" on this band overall. They just had a tendency to fall into pedestrian hardcore type sounds with an occasional outburst of awesome. But By Lord, they finally got it right. First track is awful awful stuff but from then on it's Rush meets hardcore with a lil bit of genuine hip hop thrown in and my smile was massive. God dammit, I'm PROUD of them because most bands never figure it out once they get into the circle of mediocrity, but they did and kudos to them.
- The Blood Brothers' Crimes. Album of the ear. Game over, drive through. I'll give it a few more listens but this bitch is SMOKING and I rarely caps lock the word "SMOKING" so you know it's awesome.
Haven't listened or gotten some of the others yet, so you just sit there and wait you hot sexy ladies you.
DVDs were also purchased. Yes, this is where I rub material possessions that I have obtained in your FACE. Dawn Of The Dead Ultimate Edition, Day Of The Dead Special edition, The Crow, Predator special edition andddddd the Dawn Of The Dead remake. So yes, in the movie spectrum I covered violent zombie movies from the past 30 years, a movie that goth kids think is just swell and a mindless action movie with one of the more lovable monsters. Huzzah!
I liked my weekend. Parties, purchases and pussy. No pussy actually, I just needed a 3rd "p" and "perrywinkle" doesn't make any sense in the context of it all.
And on a final note if one more trendy lil asshole says VOTE OR DIE to me I will puke in their mouths. I'm not gonna get all political on you because I don't care which idiot wins, but please, don't EVER say VOTE OR DIE to me again or I will ...do something really...awful. Like uses ellipses.
RANDOM THINGS FROM THE WEEKEND:
- I met Johnny's doppleganger and he wanted me to fuck his girlfriend. I have never seriously had a more disturbing experience. I'd explain, but I've already typed too much and you stopped caring like 4 paragraphs ago.
- A scene boy offered to blow me. I declined.
- Lots of drunk Halloween girls dressed like Elvira and or Morticia offered to blow me. I declined.
- I offered to blow me. I accepted with gusto.
The end.
Eh?
Yeah, it was my birthday Saturday. I want you to make comments wishing me a happy birthday. Go on. I need your support. I have clogged sweat glands or something, give me hope by wishing me a happy birthday.
Birthday list rundown!
- Homer clock! Which I accidently called a Homer cock a lot!
- Cellphone! If you wanna phone fuck me or pretend to phone fuck me OR awkwardly converse about similar interests, then please just say the word!
- Money!
- Money was spent on the following...The Used's new CD, Mastodon's Leviathan (You got me Pants...you got me), Candiria's What Doesn't Kill You... and The Blood Brothers Crimes. Oh yeah, the BB's first 2 albums and finally my own copy of Lovage's CD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT MY EXTENDED OPINION ON ALL OF THESE ITEMS...
- The Used's CD which I can't even bother to remember the name of. Wow, did they ever just say "fuck it". No real effort put into any of it outside of maybe 3 songs, an attempt to sound like Blink 182 circa 2000 and awful awful lyrics equals one disappointing waste of money. Burn your "Bert is my homeboy" shirts, the dream is dead.
- Candiria's What Doesn't Kill You... now I was kinda "eh" on this band overall. They just had a tendency to fall into pedestrian hardcore type sounds with an occasional outburst of awesome. But By Lord, they finally got it right. First track is awful awful stuff but from then on it's Rush meets hardcore with a lil bit of genuine hip hop thrown in and my smile was massive. God dammit, I'm PROUD of them because most bands never figure it out once they get into the circle of mediocrity, but they did and kudos to them.
- The Blood Brothers' Crimes. Album of the ear. Game over, drive through. I'll give it a few more listens but this bitch is SMOKING and I rarely caps lock the word "SMOKING" so you know it's awesome.
Haven't listened or gotten some of the others yet, so you just sit there and wait you hot sexy ladies you.
DVDs were also purchased. Yes, this is where I rub material possessions that I have obtained in your FACE. Dawn Of The Dead Ultimate Edition, Day Of The Dead Special edition, The Crow, Predator special edition andddddd the Dawn Of The Dead remake. So yes, in the movie spectrum I covered violent zombie movies from the past 30 years, a movie that goth kids think is just swell and a mindless action movie with one of the more lovable monsters. Huzzah!
I liked my weekend. Parties, purchases and pussy. No pussy actually, I just needed a 3rd "p" and "perrywinkle" doesn't make any sense in the context of it all.
And on a final note if one more trendy lil asshole says VOTE OR DIE to me I will puke in their mouths. I'm not gonna get all political on you because I don't care which idiot wins, but please, don't EVER say VOTE OR DIE to me again or I will ...do something really...awful. Like uses ellipses.
RANDOM THINGS FROM THE WEEKEND:
- I met Johnny's doppleganger and he wanted me to fuck his girlfriend. I have never seriously had a more disturbing experience. I'd explain, but I've already typed too much and you stopped caring like 4 paragraphs ago.
- A scene boy offered to blow me. I declined.
- Lots of drunk Halloween girls dressed like Elvira and or Morticia offered to blow me. I declined.
- I offered to blow me. I accepted with gusto.
The end.