Funniest line ever!
I just finished reading 'Hero Complexes' on FictionPress. Amazing story, if you haven't read it, go read it immediately after reading this!
The following line has to be the funniest thing I've read in, like, forever!:
Apparently his exact words when he saw the president's son were,
"I'M GOING TO RIP YOU APART, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU IN TWO AND THEN I'M GOING TO FEED YOU TO A MEAT GRINDER AND THEN I'M GOING TO FEED YOUR REMAINS TO YOUR FAMILY AND WATCH THEM WEEP AS THEY CONSUME YOUR FLESH AND CRAP YOU OUT LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE!"
Lolz.
The following line has to be the funniest thing I've read in, like, forever!:
Apparently his exact words when he saw the president's son were,
"I'M GOING TO RIP YOU APART, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU IN TWO AND THEN I'M GOING TO FEED YOU TO A MEAT GRINDER AND THEN I'M GOING TO FEED YOUR REMAINS TO YOUR FAMILY AND WATCH THEM WEEP AS THEY CONSUME YOUR FLESH AND CRAP YOU OUT LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE!"
Lolz.