Look, Ma, I'm a Real Action Hero

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So this morning, when I was going to work, I pulled the door shut behind me, and the doorknob promptly came off in my hand. I attempted to screw it back on, but had no luck, and eventually put it back on and shut the storm door before I went to work

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[augustuscaesar]

Your next task is to smuggle deer to Australia!

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But will this comment self-destruct in five minutes? I must know. *g*

[augustuscaesar]

No, but the deer might....

[shake_the_stars]

AAAAAAAAH! SPLODEY DEER! RUN AND HIDE!

*ducks and covers*

[augustuscaesar]

Watch out for the antlers!