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shake_the_stars

tee hee actor!crushes lol

Oct 23, 2006 00:48

I don't think I have had an actor!crush since I was about thirteen or fourteen, but I rented Amores Perros over the weekend and have now decided that I need to watch as much of Gael García Bernal as possible. In fact, I rewound at several points hoping to get a clear shot of his ass, but no luck. Worst of all, my brain developed an internal ( Read more... )

exploratory heterosexuality, culinary adventures, x-chan helps me get men, gael omg, stupid celebrity crushes, embarrassing personal issues, life

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augustuscaesar October 23 2006, 11:29:24 UTC

I am a Gael virgin, although I have several friends who want to bear his children *g* I tried to tape the Te Tu Mama Tambien or whatever the Spanish is film once because of the hot boy-on-boy action, but our cable was set up to need a password to let us access Films Of An Adult Nature and I didn't know :)

shake_the_stars October 23 2006, 21:48:25 UTC

It's fun to live in a wonderland of delusion and fantasize about a guy who doesn't know you exist! ;)

I haven't seen Y Tu Mama Tambien yet, but it is on my list. A universe where Molestycakes McHottiepants Gael and hot boy-on-boy action would fail to entertain me is not a world I want to live in. ;)

How mean of your cable D:

augustuscaesar October 23 2006, 22:55:13 UTC

I find that's the best way to deal with people with boybits. Have big girly star!crushes on famous ones and leave the RL ones alone *g*

AH THAT'S THE NAME!

It is a poo-face, naturally.

shake_the_stars October 23 2006, 23:31:29 UTC

One of my copy bills almost got sent to X-chan, except her forwarding period has expired, and I wanted to know yesterday when I was talking to her whether she'd gotten any stuff that was meant to be for me. X-chan was like, "No, but it was probably all bills and shit so it's not like you wanted it."
l33: But what if Gael cottons on to the fact that I exist? (clutches at straws)
X-chan: He strikes me as a hip kind of guy. He'd probably try the e-mail first.
l33: Huzzah! I'm all over the Int0rwebz, if you know where to look! EVERYONE'S A WINNER! :DDDDD
X-chan: He also strikes me as smart enough to not spell "are" as the letter R.

The X-chan experience works best if you imagine that she's saying even the most ridiculous and improbable shit with a sincere smile and no trace of irony whatsoever. :D

All machines are made of mean. D:

augustuscaesar October 23 2006, 23:34:18 UTC

But if he isn't a plebe user, does this mean your love is doomed??? o.O

shake_the_stars October 23 2006, 23:46:32 UTC

Any love in which I am one of the participants is automatically doomed. It's like when you're playing Monopoly and you land on the square that says GO TO JAIL GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT $200.

Besides, doomed!love makes for better stories. ^_-

augustuscaesar October 23 2006, 23:50:01 UTC

I think I have monopoly!syndrome myself. Blasted disease ;)

shake_the_stars October 23 2006, 23:56:42 UTC

Oh noes, I must have passed it to you. WE ARE SO DOOMED LIKE OUR LOVE D:

augustuscaesar October 24 2006, 00:04:09 UTC

Oh no! Perhaps this is WHY ourloveissodoomed!

WOE

shake_the_stars October 24 2006, 01:38:01 UTC

OH NOES! The doom uses the Int0rwebz as its medium of transmission! D:

*flees screaming*
*channels Callice*

ANGST, SUFFERING, MISERY ETC.

augustuscaesar October 24 2006, 01:44:43 UTC

It's an int0rw3b conspiracy!!! Run for the hills!

Tricky and Callice would get along well. They would compare how they are POOR, POOR pets, bereft of pats and scratches.

shake_the_stars October 24 2006, 01:58:49 UTC

Hurrah for int0rw3bz konspirasey theories!

They would. Callice would like to interject that she can SEE HER RIBS, because I am clearly STARVING HER OMG, and I am also a big poopyface because I shooed her out of the guest room after she peed on the bed AGAIN. I am 3V0L.

augustuscaesar October 24 2006, 02:13:06 UTC

Gah, the peeing thing is still happening, then? It's a pity you can't just spray your entire house with the stuff that you spray outside to stop cats and dogs weeing where they shouldn't.

shake_the_stars October 24 2006, 02:38:42 UTC

It is, but it's much less frequent than it used to be. We have cat repellent, but it has to be renewed regularly (better yet, she has to be kept out of the guest room). My guess is that she smelled herself on the bed and thought she could wee there (OMG LOL).

augustuscaesar October 24 2006, 02:40:14 UTC

I think Tricky still thinks that he's allowed to wee in the laundry, because that's where he lived when we first got him and naturally, as a small puppy, he just had newspapers everywhere and he weed indiscriminately all over the place *g* So we have to watch him in there, in case he gets the inclination!

shake_the_stars October 24 2006, 03:19:35 UTC

We've learned to pick up dirty laundry in the bathroom, because she likes to wee on soft things (maybe she feels like she's burying it?). We've also learned to keep doors shut. I chased her out of the guest room (where my TV lives) on Friday night because I was a-ph33red she would wee under the impression that I couldn't see her, and I didn't let her in at all on Saturday night because GAEL OMG.

I think she lost her mother early. She was a feral kitten, not a pet, when she was turned in to the shelter, and some of her behavior suggests to me that her mother wasn't around to teach her things like How To Bury Wee And Poo, or Bus Engines Are Not A Good Place For Cats To Live.

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