Left to my own devices, I would like to spend the rest of the evening staring at
my pretty pretty baby and not do anything I'm supposed to do.
The
Prima Porta makes me ovulate. Those arms! That face! That body! The way the breastplate fits! NIPPLES, for the love of God!
What really scares me is that it may show up on my C206 exam tomorrow, and I will be unable to write about anything important (like the imagery, the references to the Doryphoros of Polykleitos, the propaganda points), but will instead scribble "OMG OMG I <3 AVGVSTVS!!!1!"
jurhael is right. I am far too good at SPEKENG L4M3R.
In other stupid news, Mel and I will not be getting an apartment together. CRAP. I now have to seek another place to live. I'm filling out a housing contract, but that's a LAST resort.
I wonder what Ben was charging his ex-housemate for rent.
Anyway, I love The Divine Augustus. Someday, I hope to write a book about how kickass the early principate was. It will probably be 2400 pages long and unreadable.
I want to write books about how kickass other parts of the ancient world were, too.
Sigh.