I'm boarding to go to Dallas (oh, Love Field, not DFW!) and had to go through the scanner a couple of times.  As I was repacking the TSA guy held up my studded snap-on cock ring and asked, "is this like a dog collar for a tiny dog or something? This is what was holding up the scanning".  I just said "No, it's more personal than that".  He laughed ( Read more... )