SPRING BREAK, BIOOOOOTCH
mmmm spring break.
sooo what happened what happened. you really wanna know? FINE. i'll tell you...
I met a boy.
Not so much a boy, a man. a big man. he's 6'3" and about 240 lbs. pure muscle. and his name is mmmmmmmmatt. the extra m's for extra emphasis. m's for extra muscles. m's for extra m&m's. for rachael, she likes m&m's. i asked him what his favorite part of last week was, and he was like, 'well, i met you last week!!' then he said his favorite part was when we played cranium. how sweet. that cranium game was fun though...with the salt rocks and the mike tyson impressions. good times:) my favorite part, however, was much different. as much as i enjoyed the cranium game, this is much more exciting...
wednesday night, the 23rd. april, brian, and I were sitting around playing james bond and waiting for matt to show up when there was a knock at the door. I, all excited, prance to the door, expecting to throw it open and wrap my arms around my new hunk. however, when i threw open the door, i did not see a large man. i saw a little old scary gray hairy man with a red trucker hat on.
"good evenin' ma'am, is your husband or father home? me and my buddy her' jus' got back from the home depot and we got a ton a' crap in the back of our truck and we jus' run oudda gas right dagonit herr in your driveway. is there anyway you can call my buddy with this phone number right herr to tell him to come bring us some gas? thank ya, dear."
so i took the number from him and slammed the door, scared out of my mind, and ran in the living room and threw the number at brian. "WHAT DO I DO??" i yelled at him after telling him what happened. so, make a long story short, brian ended up taking this guy to the gas station, much to me and april's dislike. so we ended up pacing the house waiting for brian to come back, peeing our pants because there was still another man outside. all of a sudden, we heard yet ANOTHER knock at the door. "AHHH!!!!" i screamed running away from the door, then realizing that it might possibly be matt, so i changed directions and ran towards the door. i opened the door like <-> this much, making sure it wasn't another reject from the "HuK'D ON FONEKS WURK"D FOUR MI!" club, but it ended up being matt, who is excellent in phonics. and many other things like random trivia, spotting actors in movies, and colors (*the DEAD sea!!*). back to the story...
"MATT!! WE"RE SO GLAD YOU"RE HERE!!!" "...who the hell is in your driveway?? do you know him? he was waving me around his truck that is parked IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! i had to drive through your whole freakin' lawn to get here!"
so matt calmed us down and said if brian wasnt back soon that he was gonna go look for him. we walked over to the window and he wrapped his arms around me and we stared at the driveway waiting for his little audi TT to pull back in. and i gotta say, as we stood there, with his arms wrapped around my shoulders and his nose buried in my ponytail, even though i was extremely upset about brian, i was in heaven. men have this amazing ability to comfort girls when they're upset about something, and being comforted like that: there's something so innocent, so sexy, so perfect about being there connected with the opposite gender like that. i can't explain it. just to be engulfed, embraced. i love it.
so brian came back and we(*me and april*) almost cried when we saw him. brian told us that it wasnt a big deal and that the guy was really nice. so we chilled out.
the rest of break was a big blurr because there was only one evening when i went to bed before 4 am. a big happy excited blurr with so much action. and laughing. lots of laughing. i love being home.
sooo what happened what happened. you really wanna know? FINE. i'll tell you...
I met a boy.
Not so much a boy, a man. a big man. he's 6'3" and about 240 lbs. pure muscle. and his name is mmmmmmmmatt. the extra m's for extra emphasis. m's for extra muscles. m's for extra m&m's. for rachael, she likes m&m's. i asked him what his favorite part of last week was, and he was like, 'well, i met you last week!!' then he said his favorite part was when we played cranium. how sweet. that cranium game was fun though...with the salt rocks and the mike tyson impressions. good times:) my favorite part, however, was much different. as much as i enjoyed the cranium game, this is much more exciting...
wednesday night, the 23rd. april, brian, and I were sitting around playing james bond and waiting for matt to show up when there was a knock at the door. I, all excited, prance to the door, expecting to throw it open and wrap my arms around my new hunk. however, when i threw open the door, i did not see a large man. i saw a little old scary gray hairy man with a red trucker hat on.
"good evenin' ma'am, is your husband or father home? me and my buddy her' jus' got back from the home depot and we got a ton a' crap in the back of our truck and we jus' run oudda gas right dagonit herr in your driveway. is there anyway you can call my buddy with this phone number right herr to tell him to come bring us some gas? thank ya, dear."
so i took the number from him and slammed the door, scared out of my mind, and ran in the living room and threw the number at brian. "WHAT DO I DO??" i yelled at him after telling him what happened. so, make a long story short, brian ended up taking this guy to the gas station, much to me and april's dislike. so we ended up pacing the house waiting for brian to come back, peeing our pants because there was still another man outside. all of a sudden, we heard yet ANOTHER knock at the door. "AHHH!!!!" i screamed running away from the door, then realizing that it might possibly be matt, so i changed directions and ran towards the door. i opened the door like <-> this much, making sure it wasn't another reject from the "HuK'D ON FONEKS WURK"D FOUR MI!" club, but it ended up being matt, who is excellent in phonics. and many other things like random trivia, spotting actors in movies, and colors (*the DEAD sea!!*). back to the story...
"MATT!! WE"RE SO GLAD YOU"RE HERE!!!" "...who the hell is in your driveway?? do you know him? he was waving me around his truck that is parked IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! i had to drive through your whole freakin' lawn to get here!"
so matt calmed us down and said if brian wasnt back soon that he was gonna go look for him. we walked over to the window and he wrapped his arms around me and we stared at the driveway waiting for his little audi TT to pull back in. and i gotta say, as we stood there, with his arms wrapped around my shoulders and his nose buried in my ponytail, even though i was extremely upset about brian, i was in heaven. men have this amazing ability to comfort girls when they're upset about something, and being comforted like that: there's something so innocent, so sexy, so perfect about being there connected with the opposite gender like that. i can't explain it. just to be engulfed, embraced. i love it.
so brian came back and we(*me and april*) almost cried when we saw him. brian told us that it wasnt a big deal and that the guy was really nice. so we chilled out.
the rest of break was a big blurr because there was only one evening when i went to bed before 4 am. a big happy excited blurr with so much action. and laughing. lots of laughing. i love being home.