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Okay, last night I had a dream about a blond haired son. My parents, Jon, Jamey (my blond son) and myself were at restraunt. Amber (ex bestfriend and totally snobbish bitch) and my son wasn't a cute baby, okay he was damn ugly but I didn't really give a crap it's my kid. And amber's like, "Wow your son is so... BIG!" and she did a half ass attempt to hide her laughter. Btw, her kids Aryn is damn ugly at his age already and completely aweful. So I just smile and say Why thank you while thinking Eat Shit and Die you Bitch! Then the waitress brings us some bread and I'm like, "Jamey want bread? Jamey want bread?" and Jamey slaps the table once and does this cute little cooing sound. while nodding his head So I give him some bread which he eats all on his own. Then Jon is like, "Jamey want drink? Want drink?" and Jamey shakes his head while makings this "Nuh! Nuh!" sound and he slaps the table twice. Jon askes again moving the straw towards him and Jamey does the same thing while moving his head away from the straw. So Jon goes, "Alright, No drink, No drink," and Jamey starts laughing and talking to my mom in baby babble. Amber is like, "How did you TRAINE him to do that?" and I just looked at her and go, "Oh, I dunno, I guess he's just smart."
I woke up after that and turned to Jon who was awake for some reason. I was like, "Uh, JJOONN...."
"Yeah baby?"
"You son is gonna be a blonddddeeee..."
"What?!"
"Your son is going to be a blond."
"Uh huh, That's nice baby."
"Okies.... *snore*
I woke up after that and turned to Jon who was awake for some reason. I was like, "Uh, JJOONN...."
"Yeah baby?"
"You son is gonna be a blonddddeeee..."
"What?!"
"Your son is going to be a blond."
"Uh huh, That's nice baby."
"Okies.... *snore*