i feel strange, but also like i have achieved something.
EDIT: I forgot to include Aryn.
According to the 2011 Mitch Is Hot Survey, studies show that 10 out of 10 women agree that Mitch is hot. The one who did NOT agree was the only male not even in the survey, who also happened to be a hardcore heterosexual.
So far, all the ladies who have mentioned that Mitch is "hot", "manly", "handsome", "tappable", and/or "I would hit it all day long" are included in this bizarre list:
- Becca Sparra'
- Aryn
- Toos.
- Caitlungs.
- Georgeann.
- Stray.
- Sara.
- My mom. (Not kidding. She really really has a thing for dark guys with blue eyes for some reason.)
- My grandmother (Also not kidding.)
- Kristen.
The one who does not approve of Mitch is... well.. Slate. He hates him because "He's too pretty and perfect."
That's the point, Slate.
Either way, thank you all for participating in this survey. This means I have succeeded in creating an attractive, yet technically non-existent, character that in draws women of all ages. Dunno how I did it. But I'm just happy to have succeeded.
Thank you all and have a nice night.
According to the 2011 Mitch Is Hot Survey, studies show that 10 out of 10 women agree that Mitch is hot. The one who did NOT agree was the only male not even in the survey, who also happened to be a hardcore heterosexual.
So far, all the ladies who have mentioned that Mitch is "hot", "manly", "handsome", "tappable", and/or "I would hit it all day long" are included in this bizarre list:
- Becca Sparra'
- Aryn
- Toos.
- Caitlungs.
- Georgeann.
- Stray.
- Sara.
- My mom. (Not kidding. She really really has a thing for dark guys with blue eyes for some reason.)
- My grandmother (Also not kidding.)
- Kristen.
The one who does not approve of Mitch is... well.. Slate. He hates him because "He's too pretty and perfect."
That's the point, Slate.
Either way, thank you all for participating in this survey. This means I have succeeded in creating an attractive, yet technically non-existent, character that in draws women of all ages. Dunno how I did it. But I'm just happy to have succeeded.
Thank you all and have a nice night.