im totally serious guys...
oh man...im so behind on this thing that i'm actually not caring. somehow that doesn't surprise me. so far my summer is fun, exciting and full of merriment. im thinking of writing an epic poem before it's over
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have you kissed me?:I do a lot of herion and cocaine, so I couldn't tell you.
would you kiss me?: Is that some kind of fish? Do you want me to hit you with it or something?
have you thought about kissing me?: Again, drug problems
have you dreamed about kissing me?:I don't dream, I have drug relapses
if so, how many times?:About 73
would you kiss me if i was hairy?: I would lick the hair
do you think i'd be a good kisser?: It depends, do you have the fish near you anywhere?
would you still kiss me if i had no lips?:Okay, now I'm starting to think a kiss isn't a fish
do you think i'm hot?:One time I touched you and you burnt me.
have you kissed me in a past life?:If I was julius Ceaser and you were Eve of the Adam and Eve stage show, then yes.
if so, why?: Because Adam likes to watch
would you kiss me if i was doing a math problem?: What kind of math problem? If it was division or subtraction no way. Because I'd have the feeling you'd want to ditch me.
if so, which one?: Missionary
would you kiss me while dancing in seaweed?: Would we drown? I'd need an oxygen tank. You could kiss my oxygen supply. But, then again, maybe not. I would like to live.
if so, for how long?: Depends on how much oxygen I have left.
would you kiss me if i was made of glass?:Have you been in the freezer?
have you attempted to kiss me but missed and kissed someone else?:An orange tree
if so, who?:An orange tree
would you kiss me if i was decapatated?:An orange tree
would you kiss me if i turned into a ceramic gnome on a swing in a jungle?:You know what? That's kind of hot.
if so, which jungle?:The Russian one
and finally, would you skip backwards with one shoe videotaping a game of musical chairs played by 4 english pop bands in the opposite direction under the influence of tylonol to get a kiss from me?:I'm going to sleep.
-Matt
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