im totally serious guys...

[shaggadeliclj]

oh man...im so behind on this thing that i'm actually not caring. somehow that doesn't surprise me. so far my summer is fun, exciting and full of merriment. im thinking of writing an epic poem before it's over.

have you kissed me?:
would you kiss me?:
have you thought about kissing me?:
have you dreamed about kissing me?:
if so, how many times?:
would you kiss me if i was hairy?:
do you think i'd be a good kisser?:
would you still kiss me if i had no lips?:
do you think i'm hot?:
have you kissed me in a past life?:
if so, why?:
would you kiss me if i was doing a math problem?:
if so, which one?:
would you kiss me while dancing in seaweed?:
if so, for how long?:
would you kiss me if i was made of glass?:
have you attempted to kiss me but missed and kissed someone else?:
if so, who?:
would you kiss me if i was decapatated?:
would you kiss me if i turned into a ceramic gnome on a swing in a jungle?:
if so, which jungle?:
and finally, would you skip backwards with one shoe videotaping a game of musical chairs played by 4 english pop bands in the opposite direction under the influence of tylonol to get a kiss from me?:

if you actually comment on this survey, thank you for your wasted time.