Spray-on fucking disaster

Jan 29, 2005 15:41

Oh no! Spray-on tan was a disaster. Clearly Oriental skin must react differently to spray-on tan to white skin. My skin is bright orange and my nipples are black!

Fuck fuck fuck. I could die! I have a tangerine arse! And tangerine tits with black nipples! My breasts look like black-eyed-susans!

It says tan lasts 4 to 7 days! Can I keep Mbora in a holding pattern for that long?
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