5 Reasons for Yamada to Gain Weight
Title: 5 Reasons for Yamada to Gain Weight
Author:shadowsofcherry
Pairing: Various [If you know me, you know my biases xD]
Genre: Comedy/Crack
Rating: G
Warnings: Yeah, you know I fail at crack.
Summary: Yamada gains weight because of certain reasons...
Disclaimer: I don't own any of them. Not yet.
Notes: Written for HS7-thon. This prompt has been in my list for who knows how long. It's been a long time since I released a fic, and for now a prompt! Yay! Anyway, I hope you like it!
I.
"Chii, how many times do I have to tell you? Only girls give chocolates to boys on Valentine's Day!"
"But I want you to buy me one, and I mean NOW!"
"If I could get you a huge stack right now, I would!" Ryutaro said as he forcefully opened the door of JUMP's dressing room. Unexpectedly, a huge mount of chocolates flooded both him and Chinen. They both screamed in surprise, and they tried to "swim" out of the huge chocolate pile.
"Ah, Chinen, Ryutaro, chocolate? Feel free to grab some." Yamada was practically stuffing his face with chocolates. His face and hands were messy. There was a good amount of wrappers in front of him as well.
Ryutaro grabbed one pack of chocolate and read the tag, which said:
"Happy Valentine's Day, Yamada-kun! o(>w<)o"
Ryutaro didn't know that chocolates from fans were allowed. He secretly removed the tag, threw it behind his back and handed the chocolates to Chinen, who practically flailed in excitement. Ryutaro rolled his eyes.
Maybe they were too many to send back....and Yamada-kun has too many fans.
"He'll be eating those sweets for a while..." Ryutaro muttered and turned to look at Yamada worriedly.
II.
"Ne, ne, Yuto, do you know the chocolate that has a strawberry filling between it?"
"Yuto, I want strawberry Pocky!"
"Yuto, I'm thirsty, I want strawberry milk!"
"Yuto~"
Yuto cringed. Yamada has been asking strawberry sweets all day. Oh, the cravings. Yamada's sweet tooth seriously need to be pulled out or his body is in serious threat.
"Chocolate-covered strawberries?" Yuto asked, already holding one pack in his hand. Yamada merely blinked.
"I was going to say, 'let's go home'...but, OK!" Yamada chirped as he bounced next to Yuto, who mentally slapped himself. "Oh, and Yuto, while you're at it, get some strawberry whipped cream too." Yamada whispered in a low seductive voice and gave Yuto a quick kiss on the cheek.
Yuto sighed helplessly. He knows that Yamada's sexy figure is in danger.
But when Yamada's voice is that suggestive, how can Yuto say 'no' to it?
III.
"Yay! Yama-chan! You're our representative for the gyoza eating contest!" Chinen happily announced.
"WHAT?! No one told me about--"
"Ne, ne! Yama-chan! They told me that the prize for winning are strawberries~! Lots of it!" Yuto bounced in. Yamada's head shot up. He stood up and swiftly headed for the door. They sure know his weakness.
"Where are you going?" Chinen blinked.
"To practice."
IV.
Ryosuke stood dumbfounded at the sight of sweets at the dining table. Strawberry cake, strawberry ice cream, strawberry candies, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry...
Just when he was trying to avoid sweets...oh, the temptation.
All of his weaknesses are displayed before him. He gritted his teeth in annoyance and brought a hand up to his face. He found it hard to resist.
"Ah, Ryosuke! They look delicious, right? Go ahead and get some." Ryosuke's father spoke. He sat down and began to eat some of the sweets.
Ryosuke pouted as he eyed his father.
Great. Now he knows where he got his sweet tooth from.
V.
"Whoa!" Inoo exclaimed, surprised at the amount of food he saw at the table. "What's wrong with Yamada?"
"Heart problem..." Takaki said vaguely.
"EH?!" Inoo exclaimed as he looked at almost all of the members' bentos laid out on the conference table.
"Not that kind of heart problem!" Takaki said and as if it was on cue, loud drum beats were heard from the other room, making Inoo nod and realize what was happening.
Just when Inoo and Takaki were about to leave the room, Daiki entered with the same initial reaction.
"What's wrong with Ya--"
"Heart problem!" Takaki and Inoo said at the same time.
"EH?!" Daiki muttered.
"Mr. and Mrs. Nakajima are having a fight." Inoo smiled and patted Daiki's shoulder before he left.
"Maybe...but what does it have to do with my bento?" Daiki tilted his head to the side and stared at a heartbroken-overeating-and-now-eating-Daiki's-bento Yamada.
Author:shadowsofcherry
Pairing: Various [If you know me, you know my biases xD]
Genre: Comedy/Crack
Rating: G
Warnings: Yeah, you know I fail at crack.
Summary: Yamada gains weight because of certain reasons...
Disclaimer: I don't own any of them. Not yet.
Notes: Written for HS7-thon. This prompt has been in my list for who knows how long. It's been a long time since I released a fic, and for now a prompt! Yay! Anyway, I hope you like it!
I.
"Chii, how many times do I have to tell you? Only girls give chocolates to boys on Valentine's Day!"
"But I want you to buy me one, and I mean NOW!"
"If I could get you a huge stack right now, I would!" Ryutaro said as he forcefully opened the door of JUMP's dressing room. Unexpectedly, a huge mount of chocolates flooded both him and Chinen. They both screamed in surprise, and they tried to "swim" out of the huge chocolate pile.
"Ah, Chinen, Ryutaro, chocolate? Feel free to grab some." Yamada was practically stuffing his face with chocolates. His face and hands were messy. There was a good amount of wrappers in front of him as well.
Ryutaro grabbed one pack of chocolate and read the tag, which said:
"Happy Valentine's Day, Yamada-kun! o(>w<)o"
Ryutaro didn't know that chocolates from fans were allowed. He secretly removed the tag, threw it behind his back and handed the chocolates to Chinen, who practically flailed in excitement. Ryutaro rolled his eyes.
Maybe they were too many to send back....and Yamada-kun has too many fans.
"He'll be eating those sweets for a while..." Ryutaro muttered and turned to look at Yamada worriedly.
II.
"Ne, ne, Yuto, do you know the chocolate that has a strawberry filling between it?"
"Yuto, I want strawberry Pocky!"
"Yuto, I'm thirsty, I want strawberry milk!"
"Yuto~"
Yuto cringed. Yamada has been asking strawberry sweets all day. Oh, the cravings. Yamada's sweet tooth seriously need to be pulled out or his body is in serious threat.
"Chocolate-covered strawberries?" Yuto asked, already holding one pack in his hand. Yamada merely blinked.
"I was going to say, 'let's go home'...but, OK!" Yamada chirped as he bounced next to Yuto, who mentally slapped himself. "Oh, and Yuto, while you're at it, get some strawberry whipped cream too." Yamada whispered in a low seductive voice and gave Yuto a quick kiss on the cheek.
Yuto sighed helplessly. He knows that Yamada's sexy figure is in danger.
But when Yamada's voice is that suggestive, how can Yuto say 'no' to it?
III.
"Yay! Yama-chan! You're our representative for the gyoza eating contest!" Chinen happily announced.
"WHAT?! No one told me about--"
"Ne, ne! Yama-chan! They told me that the prize for winning are strawberries~! Lots of it!" Yuto bounced in. Yamada's head shot up. He stood up and swiftly headed for the door. They sure know his weakness.
"Where are you going?" Chinen blinked.
"To practice."
IV.
Ryosuke stood dumbfounded at the sight of sweets at the dining table. Strawberry cake, strawberry ice cream, strawberry candies, strawberry, strawberry, strawberry...
Just when he was trying to avoid sweets...oh, the temptation.
All of his weaknesses are displayed before him. He gritted his teeth in annoyance and brought a hand up to his face. He found it hard to resist.
"Ah, Ryosuke! They look delicious, right? Go ahead and get some." Ryosuke's father spoke. He sat down and began to eat some of the sweets.
Ryosuke pouted as he eyed his father.
Great. Now he knows where he got his sweet tooth from.
V.
"Whoa!" Inoo exclaimed, surprised at the amount of food he saw at the table. "What's wrong with Yamada?"
"Heart problem..." Takaki said vaguely.
"EH?!" Inoo exclaimed as he looked at almost all of the members' bentos laid out on the conference table.
"Not that kind of heart problem!" Takaki said and as if it was on cue, loud drum beats were heard from the other room, making Inoo nod and realize what was happening.
Just when Inoo and Takaki were about to leave the room, Daiki entered with the same initial reaction.
"What's wrong with Ya--"
"Heart problem!" Takaki and Inoo said at the same time.
"EH?!" Daiki muttered.
"Mr. and Mrs. Nakajima are having a fight." Inoo smiled and patted Daiki's shoulder before he left.
"Maybe...but what does it have to do with my bento?" Daiki tilted his head to the side and stared at a heartbroken-overeating-and-now-eating-Daiki's-bento Yamada.