Such a tease...

[shadowravyn]

Today was Orientation at the Anderson House. I was an Orienter, not an Orientee, and talked a bit about being a Clark grad student and a TA. I hope I was mostly coherent, as I was/am still doped up on cold meds. Afterwards, I went downstairs to check my school mailbox, and what do I see? A paystub envelope! Clearly, they must have started paying me, and when I get home I'll have cash monies in my pathetic bank account. I am so happy, I do a little jig. Fortunately, no one else is around to see me--ahem--gettin' jiggy with it.

Then I open the envelope and all my joy turns to ash in my mouth. Turns out it was a paystub from May; I'd just never gotten around to collecting it. I am a sad panda.