On the Subject of Unfriending

[shadowolf]

Hi $LJ_USERNAME,

$SOME_LOWLIFE has removed you from their Friends list.

You can:

- Remove $SOME_LOWLIFE from your Friends list:
http://www.livejournal.com/click.it/you/know/you/want.to.remove?that=jerk
- Post an entry:
http://www.livejournal.com/complain.about.it.to.your.TRUE.friends.bml
- Edit Friends:
http://www.livejournal.com/friends/get.rid.of.them.AND.their.cronies.bml
- Edit Friends groups:
http://www.livejournal.com/friends/live.journal.is.SERIOUS.BUSINESS.bml

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The only thing missing is a link to $SOME_LOWLIFE's journal so you can post a dramatic comment on their journal about how horrible a person they are for removing you, a true and good person, from their friends list. That would complete the drama quintfecta!

EDIT: This is my sarcasm voice!