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Title: I'm Genie For Your Wish...
Author: shadowofmyday
Rating: PG-13/PG-15
Pairing: YunJae
Summary: What happens when you get JaeJoong extremely drunk and have him be 'initiated' by Heechul at an office party when he hasn't even met his boss?
Warnings: This is a yaoi fic with some course language and sexual references.
Chapter 1B
A/N: This chapter kinda doesn't seem exciting. So much for a one-shot...
Chapter 2
Yunho POV
I hesitate when I get to the box. What if it's a bomb? Or a baby?! Did Heechul get a girl pregnant? Did I get a girl pregnant?! Oh my gosh, I don't want a child!
“The box~...” I hear 'the ghost of Hee Hee' say.
“Fuck you Heechul”
“I've been trying to convince you to for years.” It said.
“Aha! You admit that it's Heechul!”
“Just open the box.”
“Fine.” I pout.
I stretch my arm out to start ripping off the tape when I notice... Are those air-holes? Oh my god! It is a baby! Noooooo!~
“You didn't get a girl pregnant.” Heechul says.
“Then what the fuck is with the air-holes?!” I shout.
“Open the box~...” This time it's Taemin.
“You guys suck.” I say.
I rip the tape off, half expecting it to explode or something, but when it doesn't I go on and lift open the flaps.
“I'm genie for your wish!~” A guy jumps out and says in a sing-song voice.
“Aaaaah!” I jump back.
The guy stares at me. I stare at him. He has a sudden realization, and then-
“Who gets scared of a genie?” Changmin, who just walked in asks.
Jaejoong POV
I wake up too early, and with regrets of having drunk so much last night.
“You son of a-” I hear Heechul screech. What an alarm...
“HeeChul, don't listen to him! Key already gets skin products from Yunho's aunt.” I hear a young guy say.
“Taemin? Oh my gosh, you kidnapped Taemin! HeeChul! He's not even legal yet!” Another voice says, closer than Heechul and Taemin says.
“It was my choice. You never let me do anything exciting.” Taemin replies.
“Yes I do! Open this door and I'll show you just how exciting I can be!” So Heechul locked him in here. But why?
“No. Just open the box. We'll be in your office if you need us.” Oh. So they want this person to find me.
“What? No! Taemin! Siwon! Changmin! Chul... Please?” The unfamiliar voice says.
“Taemin?” There was no reply, but I heard hesitant footsteps coming towards me.
“The box~...” I hear Heechul say.
“Fuck you Heechul” The, much closer now, unfamiliar voice says.
“I've been trying to convince you to for years.” Heechul said, and I could hear his smirk.
“Aha! You admit that it's Heechul!”
“Just open the box.”
“Fine.”
“You didn't get a girl pregnant.” Heechul says.
“Then what the fuck is with the air-holes?!” The very freaked out voice shouts.
“Open the box~...” This time it's Taemin.
“You guys suck.” The voice says.
Whoever it is rips off the tape from the box, and I'm so filled with adrenaline that I forget what to do until they open the flaps of the box.
“I'm genie for your wish!~” I jump out and say in a sing-song voice.
“Aaaaah!” The guy jump back.
The guy stares at me. I stare at him. I study his features. Hmm... tall. But Changminnie's taller. Brown hair...short. Too short to run your fingers through. Really tanned. Mole above his lip... Why does this seem familiar? Oh. My. God. This is Jung Yunho. My boss. I just made a fool out of myself to my boss. Shit! I'm going to kill Heechul!
“Who gets scared of a genie?” Changmin, who just walked in asks.
“Changminnie!” I shout as I bounce over to him, all thoughts of murder temporarily forgotten.
“Joongie.” He feigns excitement.
“I haven't talked to you in ages!” I shout, not letting his reaction dampen my mood.
“What a pity...” He says.
“Yah! What kind of a way is that to talk to your hyung?”
“Aish... Kids these days, huh Joongie?” Heechul walks in.
“Chullie!” I squeal.
“Aren't you hung-over at least?” He covers his ears.
“Yes.”
“Shouldn't squealing and jumping therefore be painful for you?” He asks.
“Yes, very much so.”
“You make no sense.”
“Genies aren't supposed to make sense. They're not supposed to be real.” Yunho says, and he doesn't sound happy.
“Cheer up Yunnie. You got the easy end of the deal.” Heechul says.
“In that I only had to nearly have a heart-attack?”
“Pretty much. Joongie had to make an ass of himself in front of some random, that turned out to be his boss.” Heechul replies coolly.
“You set me up didn't you?” I say, venom lacing my words.
“Took your time.” Changmin mutters. I glare at him, and then back at Heechul.
“Yes. Because Yunnie here was never initiated either, but since he never comes to work parties we couldn't get him drunk enough to do something really good with him.” Heechul explains.
“Also, by default Yunho can't actually fire any of us over this, because he was involved in it too.” He carries on.
“I don't think it works that way hyung.” Taemin says, walking into view.
“Yes it does. You're just too young to understand Minnie II.” Heechul says.
“It really doesn't Chul.” Yunho says.
A/N: I love LJ. It just saved me from having to re-write this due to a laptop spaz. Doesn't mention that LJ was the reason for the laptop spaz in the first place...