My Masquerade Marriage Chapter Six
My Masquerade Marriage
Status: Ongoing
Pairing: YooSu (main)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Xiah and Micky have two months to find true love, or they will be forced to marry each other. Sent into the human realm under the aliases of Junsu and Yoochun, what will happen when they find each other and don't know that the other is their betrothed in disguise
A/N: YAYAYAYAYAY!!!! Check out the banner! Made by tylendra
Chapter 6
The rain is falling on my window pane
but we are hiding in a safer place
under covers staying dry and warm
you give me feelings that I adore
- Bubbly by Colbie Caillat
Jaejoong POV
“It's okay Key-ssi. Jaejoong is nearly here.” I walk into Key's store to see him being comforted by some person that I've never seen before, and surrounded by Hongki, Onew, and another man that I'd never seen before.
“Key! I'm here to help!” I strike a super-hero pose, hoping to cheer Key up.
“God, finally. What? Did Yunho finally decide to confess his undying love for you, and you confessed too, and then you had hot not-unrequited-love-relief sex, meaning that you took forever to get here?” Hongki rolls his eyes.
“You wish, oh mister number-one-yunjae-fan.” I say with a raised eyebrow.
“Actually yeah, I kinda do. It's my job to deal with the love sick, and you've been sick for the past two years. It's tiring man!”
“Actually you deal with those who are after love.”
“Love love love, it's all the same!” The nameless guy standing up said. His forehead is massive!
“I hope you have a nice coffin. Love is more than your first kiss.” Hongki glares at him.
“Don't worry, I'll wait for you in heaven. Oh wait! You won't get there, because you're a bad woman.”
“WTF? I'm a man! Besides, you won't go there either! God only chooses the cool vs. the pretty!” Hongki yells with a pout.
“Yah! Go write a love letter or something! I won't be missing you!”
“At least I have someone I can write love letters to!”
“Yeah, you were probably their first love, and being the stalker you are you decided to take the saying 'a man's first love follows him to the grave' literally. You're not meant to stalk your first love you creep!”
“Oh my God, Yoochun: JUST LEAVE! You're going to be late! Put this little bitch fight on hold until you return!” The guy who was comforting Key says.
“Yeah, otherwise Jaejoong coming here will be a waste, and Yunho will kill us all!” Key says, not at all teary.
“Yunho wouldn't kill any of you, he'd just kill me because I left.” I state.
“No, he'd kill us too. 'Because we're taking away his precious Jaejoong-viewing time.'” Onew says, bending his middle and first fingers to emphasise his point.
“Nuh-uh~” I say.
“Yuh-huh~” Three voices say.
“Nuh-uh~”
“Yuh-huh~”
“Nuh-”
“I need a shirt!” Big forehead guy -Yoochun I think- interrupts.
“Yes! Okay, take this one and leave.” Key says, throwing a shirt in Yoochun's general direction.
“Thanks! Bye!” Yoochun says
“Bye!” We all say.
3rd person POV
“Alright, what did you need me for?” Jaejoong asks once Yoochun has walked outside of the store.
“To try on clothes.”
“What? Why? You only just re-stocked my wardrobe like a week ago.”
“Not for you. For Yoochun.” Key rolls his eyes at Jaejoong.
“Why can't he try on his own clothes?” Jaejoong says with a disgusted look plastered across his (self-proclaimed) perfect face.
“Because he has a job interview.” Hongki fills in, as Key pushes Jaejoong into a changing room.
“Why can't one of you try on clothes for him?”
“Because you're closer to his size than us.”
“Right... Then why are OnKi here?”
“I just really wanted to compare Hongki an Junsu's voices. They seem kind of similar don't you think?” Key said, only to be met with the sound of several face-palms.
“You called a fricking code red just so that you could compare voices?!” Hongki shrieked.
“Well... yeah. Code red isn't that bad. It's the beginning of the code rainbow so it can't be bad. Code purple on the other hand- now that is an emergency.” Key replied with a shrug of his shoulders, again to be met with the sound of face-palms.
“Oh my god... I'm leaving. Come on Onew!” Hongki said.
“...Onew?” Hongki called.
Yunho POV
“So today... you were late. That doesn't really look good to me when you're looking for a job.” I say to Yoochun, who had finally arrived and was looking relatively nervous. And smelt like coffee.
“I'm sorry sir... It's just, I had coffee spilt on me, and then this guy called Key said that I had horrible fashion sense, and that he was going to make Junsu buy me a wardrobe full of new clothes and when I said that I had an interview, he called a these people, and one of them- Hongki had a go at Junsu, because he thought we were dating, and then there was this big explanation that Junsu and I weren't dating, and that Hongki hated Junsu, and MIRacle matchmaking. And Onew's name was really familiar sounding, and then Key decided to call... I think his name was Jaejoong, and then they were talking about how some Yunho guy wouldn't care if Jaejoong went roller-blading around the store half naked, and then that Key didn't want him to ask if he would mind, because Key needed Jaejoong there, and not being fucked on his boss's desk because his boss was so turned on at those images. And then Key started to cry, so that he could convince Jaejoong to come, and we all had to pretend to be comforting him when Jaejoong came. And then Hongki made some joke about that Yunho guy confessing his undying love, and then we started fighting again, and then there was the whole 'nuh-uh, yuh-huh' thing, and then I realised the time, and I left, but Onew followed me and he was all ' why are you in the human realm, prince micky?' and I was like 'how do you know who I am?' and he was all 'I used to be your best friend in the magical realm' and I went 'Oh my god! Onew! That chicken obsessed guy that used to follow me around because I was 'the coolest faerie ever' and- crap! I just said that out loud! Ummm... You don't know anything mister... umm... What was your name again?” Yoochun rambled.
“Yunho. And, I think you need some help before you start working here.” I say, astounded by the fact that Yoochun had said that all so quickly. And annoyed that people were joking about my infatuation with Jaejoong.
“Shit! Wait, are you that Yunho?”
“Yeah, I'm that Yunho.”
“I'm sorry!!!! And actually, I don't need help. Or at least, not that kind of help. I'm the prince of the northern faerie kingdom.”
“Yeah... of course you are...”
“No really, prince Micky- specialising in fire, hates prince Xiah, I was sent down here to find true love or I'll be forced to marry him!” Yoochun exclaims.
“Yep... okay.” I nod my head. He's crazy...
“I really am! I'll prove it!” Yoochun said, standing up while he was speaking. Suddenly his hair started to grow, his skin got paler and... wings grew?
“What. The. Fuck.” I say, staring at Yoochun in awe.
“I am. But you can't tell anyone, because otherwise I'll be sent straight back to the faerie realm, and I'll be forced to marry Xiah.” Yoochun pleads.
“Okay... I won't tell... how long are you on earth?” I ask, still amazed.
“I'm always on earth. Just a different one, like a parallel universe. We don't have humans, but it's the same planet. I'm in this realm for about another two months.”
“Okay... well, um... You're hired.” I say, still in a daze.
“Yay! Uh- I mean, when do I start work?” Yoochun asks.
“Are you free tomorrow?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay, well... tomorrow at eleven. In the morning.”
“Right. Um, see you then.” Yoochun says, walking towrds the door.
“Uh... Yoochun, you might want to make yourself... human.” I suggest.
“Oh yeah.” He says, and transforms back into his human form.
A/N: Brownie points for anyone who can tell me how many F.T Island songs I referenced in this chapter~ Hint: They're not subtle.
Status: Ongoing
Pairing: YooSu (main)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Xiah and Micky have two months to find true love, or they will be forced to marry each other. Sent into the human realm under the aliases of Junsu and Yoochun, what will happen when they find each other and don't know that the other is their betrothed in disguise
A/N: YAYAYAYAYAY!!!! Check out the banner! Made by tylendra
Chapter 6
The rain is falling on my window pane
but we are hiding in a safer place
under covers staying dry and warm
you give me feelings that I adore
- Bubbly by Colbie Caillat
Jaejoong POV
“It's okay Key-ssi. Jaejoong is nearly here.” I walk into Key's store to see him being comforted by some person that I've never seen before, and surrounded by Hongki, Onew, and another man that I'd never seen before.
“Key! I'm here to help!” I strike a super-hero pose, hoping to cheer Key up.
“God, finally. What? Did Yunho finally decide to confess his undying love for you, and you confessed too, and then you had hot not-unrequited-love-relief sex, meaning that you took forever to get here?” Hongki rolls his eyes.
“You wish, oh mister number-one-yunjae-fan.” I say with a raised eyebrow.
“Actually yeah, I kinda do. It's my job to deal with the love sick, and you've been sick for the past two years. It's tiring man!”
“Actually you deal with those who are after love.”
“Love love love, it's all the same!” The nameless guy standing up said. His forehead is massive!
“I hope you have a nice coffin. Love is more than your first kiss.” Hongki glares at him.
“Don't worry, I'll wait for you in heaven. Oh wait! You won't get there, because you're a bad woman.”
“WTF? I'm a man! Besides, you won't go there either! God only chooses the cool vs. the pretty!” Hongki yells with a pout.
“Yah! Go write a love letter or something! I won't be missing you!”
“At least I have someone I can write love letters to!”
“Yeah, you were probably their first love, and being the stalker you are you decided to take the saying 'a man's first love follows him to the grave' literally. You're not meant to stalk your first love you creep!”
“Oh my God, Yoochun: JUST LEAVE! You're going to be late! Put this little bitch fight on hold until you return!” The guy who was comforting Key says.
“Yeah, otherwise Jaejoong coming here will be a waste, and Yunho will kill us all!” Key says, not at all teary.
“Yunho wouldn't kill any of you, he'd just kill me because I left.” I state.
“No, he'd kill us too. 'Because we're taking away his precious Jaejoong-viewing time.'” Onew says, bending his middle and first fingers to emphasise his point.
“Nuh-uh~” I say.
“Yuh-huh~” Three voices say.
“Nuh-uh~”
“Yuh-huh~”
“Nuh-”
“I need a shirt!” Big forehead guy -Yoochun I think- interrupts.
“Yes! Okay, take this one and leave.” Key says, throwing a shirt in Yoochun's general direction.
“Thanks! Bye!” Yoochun says
“Bye!” We all say.
3rd person POV
“Alright, what did you need me for?” Jaejoong asks once Yoochun has walked outside of the store.
“To try on clothes.”
“What? Why? You only just re-stocked my wardrobe like a week ago.”
“Not for you. For Yoochun.” Key rolls his eyes at Jaejoong.
“Why can't he try on his own clothes?” Jaejoong says with a disgusted look plastered across his (self-proclaimed) perfect face.
“Because he has a job interview.” Hongki fills in, as Key pushes Jaejoong into a changing room.
“Why can't one of you try on clothes for him?”
“Because you're closer to his size than us.”
“Right... Then why are OnKi here?”
“I just really wanted to compare Hongki an Junsu's voices. They seem kind of similar don't you think?” Key said, only to be met with the sound of several face-palms.
“You called a fricking code red just so that you could compare voices?!” Hongki shrieked.
“Well... yeah. Code red isn't that bad. It's the beginning of the code rainbow so it can't be bad. Code purple on the other hand- now that is an emergency.” Key replied with a shrug of his shoulders, again to be met with the sound of face-palms.
“Oh my god... I'm leaving. Come on Onew!” Hongki said.
“...Onew?” Hongki called.
Yunho POV
“So today... you were late. That doesn't really look good to me when you're looking for a job.” I say to Yoochun, who had finally arrived and was looking relatively nervous. And smelt like coffee.
“I'm sorry sir... It's just, I had coffee spilt on me, and then this guy called Key said that I had horrible fashion sense, and that he was going to make Junsu buy me a wardrobe full of new clothes and when I said that I had an interview, he called a these people, and one of them- Hongki had a go at Junsu, because he thought we were dating, and then there was this big explanation that Junsu and I weren't dating, and that Hongki hated Junsu, and MIRacle matchmaking. And Onew's name was really familiar sounding, and then Key decided to call... I think his name was Jaejoong, and then they were talking about how some Yunho guy wouldn't care if Jaejoong went roller-blading around the store half naked, and then that Key didn't want him to ask if he would mind, because Key needed Jaejoong there, and not being fucked on his boss's desk because his boss was so turned on at those images. And then Key started to cry, so that he could convince Jaejoong to come, and we all had to pretend to be comforting him when Jaejoong came. And then Hongki made some joke about that Yunho guy confessing his undying love, and then we started fighting again, and then there was the whole 'nuh-uh, yuh-huh' thing, and then I realised the time, and I left, but Onew followed me and he was all ' why are you in the human realm, prince micky?' and I was like 'how do you know who I am?' and he was all 'I used to be your best friend in the magical realm' and I went 'Oh my god! Onew! That chicken obsessed guy that used to follow me around because I was 'the coolest faerie ever' and- crap! I just said that out loud! Ummm... You don't know anything mister... umm... What was your name again?” Yoochun rambled.
“Yunho. And, I think you need some help before you start working here.” I say, astounded by the fact that Yoochun had said that all so quickly. And annoyed that people were joking about my infatuation with Jaejoong.
“Shit! Wait, are you that Yunho?”
“Yeah, I'm that Yunho.”
“I'm sorry!!!! And actually, I don't need help. Or at least, not that kind of help. I'm the prince of the northern faerie kingdom.”
“Yeah... of course you are...”
“No really, prince Micky- specialising in fire, hates prince Xiah, I was sent down here to find true love or I'll be forced to marry him!” Yoochun exclaims.
“Yep... okay.” I nod my head. He's crazy...
“I really am! I'll prove it!” Yoochun said, standing up while he was speaking. Suddenly his hair started to grow, his skin got paler and... wings grew?
“What. The. Fuck.” I say, staring at Yoochun in awe.
“I am. But you can't tell anyone, because otherwise I'll be sent straight back to the faerie realm, and I'll be forced to marry Xiah.” Yoochun pleads.
“Okay... I won't tell... how long are you on earth?” I ask, still amazed.
“I'm always on earth. Just a different one, like a parallel universe. We don't have humans, but it's the same planet. I'm in this realm for about another two months.”
“Okay... well, um... You're hired.” I say, still in a daze.
“Yay! Uh- I mean, when do I start work?” Yoochun asks.
“Are you free tomorrow?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay, well... tomorrow at eleven. In the morning.”
“Right. Um, see you then.” Yoochun says, walking towrds the door.
“Uh... Yoochun, you might want to make yourself... human.” I suggest.
“Oh yeah.” He says, and transforms back into his human form.
A/N: Brownie points for anyone who can tell me how many F.T Island songs I referenced in this chapter~ Hint: They're not subtle.