blah blah blah...hated households...
So earlier...
I would have rather slit my wrists than have stayed home. Luckily, Lori and I devised a plot to ensure that it wouldn't go quite that far.
Although, if she hadn't have called me the SECOND I got offline, I would have gotten close...lol kidding...
Yeah. I was called up last night on my cell and bitched at because I FORGOT TO CHECK THE CAT LITTER BOX! Oh, my God...someone shoot me. And because of it, I was supposed to stay home...right, you heard me...house arrest for the forgetfull non-checking cat litter person.
Does anyone else find this just a bit odd?
I DO!!
Anyways...so, when Lori came back from being away, we devised a plan that set me free. Then we went to Wal-Mart, where I put a whore housewive's dress on Lay-away...One, I'm using it as a jacket...and two, I had all of four dollars...and I bought some hair dye...I'm excited...my hair will look different the next time you all see me.
Anyways.
Then we visited Johnny, and he, his mom, and his sister all got into an arguement. It was kind of entertaining, but was also uncomfortable at the same time.
Yeah.
Then back to Lori's to pick up the car...I showed her my amazing heaters. The middle console heaters will, at the touch of a button, move back and forth in order to swing air from one side of the car to the other. I enjoy my heaters.
Yeah. I think I'm done for now.
I would have rather slit my wrists than have stayed home. Luckily, Lori and I devised a plot to ensure that it wouldn't go quite that far.
Although, if she hadn't have called me the SECOND I got offline, I would have gotten close...lol kidding...
Yeah. I was called up last night on my cell and bitched at because I FORGOT TO CHECK THE CAT LITTER BOX! Oh, my God...someone shoot me. And because of it, I was supposed to stay home...right, you heard me...house arrest for the forgetfull non-checking cat litter person.
Does anyone else find this just a bit odd?
I DO!!
Anyways...so, when Lori came back from being away, we devised a plan that set me free. Then we went to Wal-Mart, where I put a whore housewive's dress on Lay-away...One, I'm using it as a jacket...and two, I had all of four dollars...and I bought some hair dye...I'm excited...my hair will look different the next time you all see me.
Anyways.
Then we visited Johnny, and he, his mom, and his sister all got into an arguement. It was kind of entertaining, but was also uncomfortable at the same time.
Yeah.
Then back to Lori's to pick up the car...I showed her my amazing heaters. The middle console heaters will, at the touch of a button, move back and forth in order to swing air from one side of the car to the other. I enjoy my heaters.
Yeah. I think I'm done for now.