Nonsense

Mar 20, 2004 17:22

exerts from an unusual converstion i had with a friend of my roomate over msn chat. tryiin to mess with people is fun but may backfire.

Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
hello nurse!
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hi?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
mo's friend here.
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
trying to reduce my bordom.
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ah ok
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
well?
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well what?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Animaniacs rule!
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ah ok
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
well any dirt on mon?
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I'm watching the school of roack
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
?
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you guy or girl?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
does it matter?
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yeah
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I like knowing eho i talk to
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
try and guess.
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I'd say a guy
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
are ya sure?
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no
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otherwise I wouldn't ask
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
well?
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ok due to the name I'm saying your a girl
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
logical, but where does it end?
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I don't know
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when you tell me what you are or atleast what you want to portay
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
its all up to you.
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not true
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
reality is a construct of the mind.
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oh so your a philosifer?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
did ya forget ur PH's?
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I'm very distracted its almost over
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
whats almost over?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Reality?
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the movie I'm watching
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
whcih is?
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school of rock
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
k.
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yeah
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
well?
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the threads of my reality and been torn and yours is now being destroyed as I slowly take over
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
really?
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oh yes
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The voice told me so
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Well are you pondering what i'm pondering?
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he said I can do anything in my world and when he cut the strings in the pattern it would leak into everyone elses
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and when it had taken ahold of everyone I would be able to do anything I want
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
i never get to get it.
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Only I will get it
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
ya dig pally.
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no
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
the universe is is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent.
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and I am omnipresent
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
everywhere at once?
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soon, getting there
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
even here? *looks over shoulder*
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I am there as you are reacting to me
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every word you type shows my presence
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
only if i react to it.
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every letter you read shows my pressence
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for even a thought to me would be a reaction
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
reality is in the mind remember.
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I am in your mind
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you have memories of me now
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my insanity will be yours forever
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locked away in chemical reactions
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
if reality is a construct individual for each person, then each reality (of all) may be made or broke individually.
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl dominos
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unless I have begun spreading into every reality and then I have lost my reality to gain all others
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Cthulhu the elder god
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
ya you!
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
well?
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never read the book or played the games
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Insert tab A into slot 6. Color in any space marked “3” with cornflower blue. Do not put all your eggs in one (1) basket. Do not pound square pegs into round holes. Guide them in gently. Think outside the box. Then fill in boxes 7a-7a with your age, address, and conception of the afterlife.

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what makes you think I would pay attention to the languague?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:

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4
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
*
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No
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
well?
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I win
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
In his house in R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits for the pizza man
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oh well
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he is a figment of the imagination, as are you of mine
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Umm, I think so Big Brainy Fish Face Stove Pipe Wiggle Room Eileen. But if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a dachshund?

Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but if the mirror thinks it is itself then where did the thought come from?
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recpricle thought
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I'm not sure of that spelling
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
recipical
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Yes but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?
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I pronouce it with an r so I thought it was spellt odd
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they would be made to fit with an extra gear
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
so where's the dirt?
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behind your ear?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one
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as is all the magick that's left
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

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I don't taste any flavor as is
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but do I really need two tongues?
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I have four so you're missing some
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Umm, I think so but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

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the cat will take off his coat
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but I don't think the cat is in the union?
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ah he's in the background too much, no worries though, he's our mob ties
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you are
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you are, are you?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
ye abut where we going to find a duck and a host at this hour for that?

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if x=3 then you should go to the clocktower to meet miss conception to agrange the traffic laws
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but if x = 7 then this time you put the trousers on the chimp
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
for the meeting.
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but he wants to wear a dress if x=6
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-----
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
yet the duck will floss him if x = ~8
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another string was cut
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your world will be mine soon
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but if y = seven I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish for the monkey.
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you are done now, for I am starting to think again
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but there's still a bug in there from last time
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yes i will kill it eventually
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only one and a male none the less
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
well? any thoughts?
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too many to count
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
specifics?
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not for you
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but pants with horizontal stripes makes me look chubby
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oh well i win
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but it's a miracle this one grew back
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lalalala
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
"Snowball for Windows"?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
specially made?
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no, I pee in snow
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
it says so right here on the label
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I concur
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
mon wants to know where home is?
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For me?
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it is under her bed
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
double check that?
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no
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
what if u stick to the spiderweb covers?
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Those were dinner
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but if you replace the ...?
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But I wont
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but don't u need to, to play Marco Polo?
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did that, it got old
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but Kevin Costner likes it.
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I'm not her
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but doesn't she spit a lot?
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I think so.
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
so how do we get a pair of her pants?
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would you do her the way I did?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but if we get her spayed, she'll never have any puppies
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Why would I want that
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who are you again?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
so the gummi worms can really live in peace with the Marshmellow Chicks?
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Only if the bears are there to keep the peace
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but they prefer space jelly, as do i.
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and you know nothing of what is said to be good
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but then my name would be "thumby".
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I have no care
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what makes you worthy
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
it says so right here on the label
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I can't read that it looks handwriiten, and faded and washed...
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but the hippopotimus won't wear the beach thong and write at the same time.
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then I won't read it again
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
use the fissile isotope plutonium-239, right?
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no
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Determine its expiration date, then predetermine your own.
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I have none
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it has one
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whats the point of knowing more?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but Zero Mostel times anything is still Zero Mostel.
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1+1=3 so anything can happen
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
if 2+3=6 then A+c-~= lumpy "instant karma"
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3 right turns make a left.
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
eventually.
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then 3 wrongs make a right
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but I find scratching just makes it worse.

Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
home is?
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then shave it and call him miss farva
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home is what?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but who will want to see Snow White and the Seven Samuri like that?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Where?
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under the bed, or in the closet if you prefer
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
But the closet is a nexus.
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It has her clothes in it. I like that
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but if we give her cloths a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?

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no for cloths are meant as handrags and should be used accordingly
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
What was that?
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My toe is bent.
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It smells clean
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but how do we get the toes into the paella
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
well?
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left is up then right is north
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
but isn't a direction that small called a gerkin?
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I could walk north into eternity
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Always remember. why would Peter Bogdanovich?
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I win
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
snip?
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tuck
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
yes?
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no!
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
'no' - The haunting fear that someone would rather eat the Macarena.
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crybaby
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Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Why is "crybaby' replace the tube socks?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Diplomacy is the art of saying "chicken won't wear the nylons?!" ... 'til you can find a rock.

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I like orange
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Lead me not into panyhose, I can find it myself.
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are you?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
maybe?
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you are?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Me no like flying monkeys!

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Are you, you are?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
One by 3, the penguins steal my pants.

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has the boredom left?
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because here in connecticut
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
The whole world's going to detroit, and I'm driving the penguin
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its almost 1 30 am
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and I need sleep to stop the insanity
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
only 10:21 here
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yes washington gets that way
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
*eyes start spinning* go to sleep pinky penguin!
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
Only here.
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yes
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
*ears start vibrating* go to sleep grasshopper!
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Tell monique to have a good night
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
she says ok.
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
*toes start leaving* go to sleep my field
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Ok, so now will you tell me, male or female?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
*eyes start vibrating* you will be disappointed either way.
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no I won't.
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I'll ask monique later if you don't tell me
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
*singsong voice* she'll never tell!
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well then you'll have to
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otherwise I may never sleep
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...?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:

*sleep*
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answer me.
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I'm a girl?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
u r?
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what are you?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
My sole purpose is to live with horizontal stripes.
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And I want to grow wings, what are you male or female?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
wings?
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to fly
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I don't trust jets
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they were made by man
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
*knees begin to jet* go to sleep young grasshopper. go to sleep.
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
?
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m or f?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
in the minds reality you chose.
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
a little chlorine may take that whole bridge apart?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
latter.
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
*sleep*
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you're a girl
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
?
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only girls use the handle bars
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
?
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
i don't chat a lot. i just use whatevers there.
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yet you knew that off the little chat you do
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men don't use it
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
?
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it's ok i like you anyways
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I'm a lesbian
Monique...is now Miss Pinky Applebrain says:
like the passengers in this car
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Ok lady, I love you bye bye.
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