Voice Post

[shadesofevil]

...Tsk. I am beginning to see the problem in this. One would think even this rabble would have standards, but apparently alcohol robs even the noblest of their inhibitions. I am flattered that the island saw fit to make me physically attractive, but in my occupation this serves only as a setback. Touch me with that hand again and you will lose it.

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Comments

[mcninja_md]

...Yes?

[shadesofevil]

I tire of this body, and was wondering if you would be capable of assisting with a mastectomy. At the very least, some sort of breast reduction surgery.

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[mcninja_md]

Oh. Well, I'd probably have to read up on it, but if you're willing I think I could probably take my ch

[mcninja_md]

Wait.

[forever_static]

Oh, beginning to bother you now, is it?

[filtered]

[shadesofevil]

The bar's patrons are rather handsy. Killing them, of course, would raise unneeded complications.

[Filtered]

[forever_static]

Yes, they do seem to value human life, don't they?