Voice Post

[shadesofevil]

...Tsk. I am beginning to see the problem in this. One would think even this rabble would have standards, but apparently alcohol robs even the noblest of their inhibitions. I am flattered that the island saw fit to make me physically attractive, but in my occupation this serves only as a setback. Touch me with that hand again and you will lose it.

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Comments

[mcninja_md]

...Yes?

[shadesofevil]

I tire of this body, and was wondering if you would be capable of assisting with a mastectomy. At the very least, some sort of breast reduction surgery.

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[mcninja_md]

Oh. Well, I'd probably have to read up on it, but if you're willing I think I could probably take my ch

[mcninja_md]

Wait.

[mcninja_md]

Isn't this supposed to go back to normal soon?

[shadesofevil]

Probably. Then again, possibly not. Should we change back, there certainly wouldn't be any lasting effects, and in the meantime these are becoming rather tiresome. *jiggle for emphasis*

[mcninja_md]

How would you know whether or not there'd be lasting effects? I don't think either of us knows much about magic, but there are obviously different kinds. What if the spell reversal just has exactly the same effect as the initial casting, and you'd need surgery all over again?

And if we do change back in a week or so, you'll still be in the earliest stages of your post-op recovery, even if we were to schedule it tomorrow, which would barely be possible even if I didn't need to brush up.

And all this is assuming that this place had the required medical technology in the first place, which, judging by the horse crap in the streets, I'm guessing it doesn't.

I'll look into it, and if we're still women, say, two weeks from now, I'll see what I can do.

[mcninja_md]

[[...Think of all the run-on sentences as nunchaku. Verbal nunchaku. Or something.]]

[shadesofevil]

About the recovery. ...That might not be a problem.

[mcninja_md]

Great, so you've got magical healing powers.

What about the other seventy reasons this is a stupid idea?

[shadesofevil]

I don't believe in magic. ...At least, I didn't.

The only issue I can see that might present a problem is, as you said, the lack of proper medical equipment, and I'm sure we can compensate. If you can't do it, just say so.