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[shadesofevil]

 I...

What on earth? What is all this?

Reports, plans... Have I really been wasting my time with this? What's it supposed to achieve? All this selfish plotting, only thinking of myself... It disgusts me. I shall I have these documents destroyed immediately.

Everyone. I recently remembered that I used to be a policeman, a leader of an elite squad

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[dontloseyerhat]

Ho! Soundz vun!

[shadesofevil]

Vun indeed, my friend, vun indeed. It's a new day for justice!

[dontloseyerhat]

Hy like justice!

[shadesofevil]

As do I! Come, my dear Dimo. Let us uphold the standards set forth by our forefathers, and defend that which is held dear to our hearts.

[forever_static]

Holdonjustasecondthere.

[Filtered to Wesker]

Uh. Albert. Just. Uh.

What the hell are you doing?!

[shadesofevil]

Casting off my old identity, of course! I am the leader of the most elite police force in America! I'm wasting my talents sitting in the dark here while crime runs rampant on the streets! *jabs finger in the air*

[Still Filtered]

[forever_static]

Right. Yeah. Last time we spoke you weren't too thrilled about being in the police, yes?

Um. You haven't, by chance, destroyed those documents yet, have you?

Re: [Still Filtered]

[shadesofevil]

Yeah, I can't imagine why I was so disappointed. This is the only job for me. Protecting justice is all I care about.

Oh, the documents? Set fire to 'em (in a controlled, safe environment, of course). Such cold, clinical writing- it was like I thought of these fine citizens as nothing more than rats in a cage! How bizarre!

[lilac_whirlwind]

So you'll be taking care of everyone from now on? That's really nice of you~!

[shadesofevil]

Nay, citizen! It is merely my God-given duty. To do otherwise would be a shame to my badge, which, um, I don't seem to have brought with me from my world. I wonder why?