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Jun 28, 2008 12:41

I' ve taken a job as a bouncer for the local bar. Hopefully the bar's patrons will drink in peace, and my services will not be required.

[private, difficult to hack]

I've decided to treat my employment as an experiment of sorts. I've seen the residents of this place. Giving them alcohol is akin to giving a blind child a bazooka. It shouldn't be too long before a fight breaks out... and then I suppose we'll just have to see.

I look forward to testing my strength. I've noticed it since coming here- I am not an ordinary man. I don't know what gives me this level of power... but it's delicious. I fully intend to test the limits of my abilities.

I sampled some of the bar's wares, but my resistance to inebriation is incredible. Shame.
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