And the winner for comment with the most unfortunate implications goes to...
Overheard this as I was walking past the dinosaur bone that we have out for visitors to touch. I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation for it, BUT STILL.
FATHER TO SON: See, it says this is a femur, like the bone we have in our basement. Except that one's human.
FATHER TO SON: See, it says this is a femur, like the bone we have in our basement. Except that one's human.