"...and in the morning - I'm making waffles"
I tried to make waffles today. I would leave it at that, but you're all unaware of my complete culinary ineptness. Firstly, I actually managed to whisk the egg whites without messing them up, which completely surprised me. And the mixture seems okay, but the waffles keep sticking to the waffle machine/appliance thingy. So, going on the word of my grandmother (who really knows her way around the kitchen) I sprayed it with the non-stick stuff. And the waffles still stuck. So now I have a whole bowl of waffle mixture and no way to eat it. I think I'm cursed technologically and culinary-wise.
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