Few Thoughts, Announcements
I know it's been a long while. So here are a couple thoughts.
1. Death. I've been thinking that death must be a lot like sleep, in that, at least for slow, relatively painless deaths, it must be like drifting off to sleep. You probably never know when you've died, just like you can never really tell when you've fallen asleep, but it probably just springs on you without you being aware of it. Wouldn't that be funny if every single day of our lives we basically "practiced" dying? I think that God has a sense of humor that would produce such an occurrence.
2. Olympics. I don't give a shit where the Olympics are. I'm very happy they aren't going to be in New York, first, because I hate New York and everyone in it, and second, because the terrorists won't attack New York in 2012 now. The Olympics are nothing but big league propaganda and an open terrorist target.
3. London bombings. The terrorists won't be happy until we begin a program of indiscriminately killing/interning Arabs all over the world. Hey, if that's what they want. Also, I wish Paris had gotten the Olympics now, because al-Qaeda would have set off bombs in France, and God knows the French deserve it. Jacques Chirac is an asshole. I have a haunting suspicion that the terrorists had identical plans in all the Olympic finalist cities, and they just had to see which city won before they blew up some trains and buses in that city. The only upside to terrorism? Every time, a few more of the worthless pieces of shit die.
4. Anti-Bush people. I saw some lady on tv the other day calling for Bush to be impeached. Are you fucking kidding me, lady? Because he went to war, with what seemed to be logical concerns? Because he actually tries to stop terrorism at its source? (I hope to hell Iran and Saudi Arabia are next) You people are ridiculous, and you wonder why nobody takes liberals seriously. Cause they're fulla shit, whiny, and fulla shit.
5. Oil. We need more. I want countries taken over. Saudi Arabia is a good start: shitload of oil, shitheads for rulers. I declare Saudi Arabia to be my first target of opportunity once I get elected President. Gas price of my administration: $.89/gallon.
My laptop's screen has been broken for a good two months now. I've survived by plugging it into a monitor I have from an old desktop. But tomorrow I'm sending it in to be fixed, so don't expect any updates or to see me online until the end of the month.
Anyone who wants to go to NH in August give me a call with dates you can go. I work Thursdays and Fridays 12-9, and Mondays 730am to 130pm. If I need to skip a Monday, I can do that. Just let me know.
Otherwise, stay alive people.
1. Death. I've been thinking that death must be a lot like sleep, in that, at least for slow, relatively painless deaths, it must be like drifting off to sleep. You probably never know when you've died, just like you can never really tell when you've fallen asleep, but it probably just springs on you without you being aware of it. Wouldn't that be funny if every single day of our lives we basically "practiced" dying? I think that God has a sense of humor that would produce such an occurrence.
2. Olympics. I don't give a shit where the Olympics are. I'm very happy they aren't going to be in New York, first, because I hate New York and everyone in it, and second, because the terrorists won't attack New York in 2012 now. The Olympics are nothing but big league propaganda and an open terrorist target.
3. London bombings. The terrorists won't be happy until we begin a program of indiscriminately killing/interning Arabs all over the world. Hey, if that's what they want. Also, I wish Paris had gotten the Olympics now, because al-Qaeda would have set off bombs in France, and God knows the French deserve it. Jacques Chirac is an asshole. I have a haunting suspicion that the terrorists had identical plans in all the Olympic finalist cities, and they just had to see which city won before they blew up some trains and buses in that city. The only upside to terrorism? Every time, a few more of the worthless pieces of shit die.
4. Anti-Bush people. I saw some lady on tv the other day calling for Bush to be impeached. Are you fucking kidding me, lady? Because he went to war, with what seemed to be logical concerns? Because he actually tries to stop terrorism at its source? (I hope to hell Iran and Saudi Arabia are next) You people are ridiculous, and you wonder why nobody takes liberals seriously. Cause they're fulla shit, whiny, and fulla shit.
5. Oil. We need more. I want countries taken over. Saudi Arabia is a good start: shitload of oil, shitheads for rulers. I declare Saudi Arabia to be my first target of opportunity once I get elected President. Gas price of my administration: $.89/gallon.
My laptop's screen has been broken for a good two months now. I've survived by plugging it into a monitor I have from an old desktop. But tomorrow I'm sending it in to be fixed, so don't expect any updates or to see me online until the end of the month.
Anyone who wants to go to NH in August give me a call with dates you can go. I work Thursdays and Fridays 12-9, and Mondays 730am to 130pm. If I need to skip a Monday, I can do that. Just let me know.
Otherwise, stay alive people.