Chihuahuas, part deux
For those who recall Janelle's earlier episode with the vicious Fighting Chihuahuas of Southern Miami, you will appreciate this update. Attribute any spelling mistakes to the heart-pounding trauma of almost being attacked by a savage, albeit tiny, canine.
dxgenie (5:05:12 PM): yo son...,the chihuahua incident happened again
dxgenie (5:05:27 PM): same spot same dog just this time i was on my bike and there was only one dog
dxgenie (5:05:35 PM): yo my hands are still shaking
ShadBD07 (5:06:36 PM): you were on your bike? it could even reach your feet then
dxgenie (5:06:49 PM): ill tell u the story so im riding around the block cuz i met some elementary school kids and middle school kids
dxgenie (5:06:57 PM): so thats a start to meeting kids my age
ShadBD07 (5:06:58 PM): lol
dxgenie (5:07:14 PM): but they weren't there but these other kids were and some looked like my age
dxgenie (5:07:19 PM): so im riding my bike and whats not
dxgenie (5:07:28 PM): and im riding back and the bitch came with a force
dxgenie (5:07:34 PM): and the owner was outside
ShadBD07 (5:07:34 PM): LOL
dxgenie (5:07:46 PM): yo i tried pedling fast but i couldn't keep control
dxgenie (5:08:15 PM): so i find myself on someone's front lawn with my legs in the air holding on to my bike for dear life as it ran around the bike and barked
dxgenie (5:08:23 PM): and the owner was like Come here betty come here
dxgenie (5:08:37 PM): and then she was like bad girl bad
dxgenie (5:08:52 PM): and she's like don't worry u can go along so i got my compousure
dxgenie (5:09:02 PM): started riding and the bitch came again
dxgenie (5:09:04 PM): and she was fast
ShadBD07 (5:09:04 PM): sounds like you need bike ridin lessons
dxgenie (5:09:18 PM): i can ride my bike but hte bitch ran in front of me
dxgenie (5:09:36 PM): so i was like oh shit oh shit so im peddling and im peddling fast and the shit is still right behind me
ShadBD07 (5:10:13 PM): lol
dxgenie (5:10:16 PM): so im like damm it then it came ot my ankle so i brought that leg to the other side and can't peddle no more but im going fast and im hoping the shit would turn away
dxgenie (5:10:16 PM): but it doesnt
dxgenie (5:10:16 PM): so i take THE RISK
dxgenie (5:10:21 PM): i put my leg back where it should be and peddle
dxgenie (5:10:46 PM): i peddled so fast son i turned the corner at like lance armstrong speed and almost hit the mail box of someone's house
dxgenie (5:10:53 PM): passing my block completly
dxgenie (5:11:19 PM): and landing on someone's lawn again but the shit didn't turn the corner and went back home
dxgenie (5:11:37 PM): and i peddled to another block put my bike down and laid down and breathed
dxgenie (5:11:43 PM): i looked like i was in a car crash
ShadBD07 (5:12:07 PM): you need to get your weight up and start kickin lil ass dogs
dxgenie (5:12:17 PM): i could see its teeth
dxgenie (5:12:23 PM): and those shits were sharpened
There you go. Part III I'm sure will follow one day.
dxgenie (5:05:12 PM): yo son...,the chihuahua incident happened again
dxgenie (5:05:27 PM): same spot same dog just this time i was on my bike and there was only one dog
dxgenie (5:05:35 PM): yo my hands are still shaking
ShadBD07 (5:06:36 PM): you were on your bike? it could even reach your feet then
dxgenie (5:06:49 PM): ill tell u the story so im riding around the block cuz i met some elementary school kids and middle school kids
dxgenie (5:06:57 PM): so thats a start to meeting kids my age
ShadBD07 (5:06:58 PM): lol
dxgenie (5:07:14 PM): but they weren't there but these other kids were and some looked like my age
dxgenie (5:07:19 PM): so im riding my bike and whats not
dxgenie (5:07:28 PM): and im riding back and the bitch came with a force
dxgenie (5:07:34 PM): and the owner was outside
ShadBD07 (5:07:34 PM): LOL
dxgenie (5:07:46 PM): yo i tried pedling fast but i couldn't keep control
dxgenie (5:08:15 PM): so i find myself on someone's front lawn with my legs in the air holding on to my bike for dear life as it ran around the bike and barked
dxgenie (5:08:23 PM): and the owner was like Come here betty come here
dxgenie (5:08:37 PM): and then she was like bad girl bad
dxgenie (5:08:52 PM): and she's like don't worry u can go along so i got my compousure
dxgenie (5:09:02 PM): started riding and the bitch came again
dxgenie (5:09:04 PM): and she was fast
ShadBD07 (5:09:04 PM): sounds like you need bike ridin lessons
dxgenie (5:09:18 PM): i can ride my bike but hte bitch ran in front of me
dxgenie (5:09:36 PM): so i was like oh shit oh shit so im peddling and im peddling fast and the shit is still right behind me
ShadBD07 (5:10:13 PM): lol
dxgenie (5:10:16 PM): so im like damm it then it came ot my ankle so i brought that leg to the other side and can't peddle no more but im going fast and im hoping the shit would turn away
dxgenie (5:10:16 PM): but it doesnt
dxgenie (5:10:16 PM): so i take THE RISK
dxgenie (5:10:21 PM): i put my leg back where it should be and peddle
dxgenie (5:10:46 PM): i peddled so fast son i turned the corner at like lance armstrong speed and almost hit the mail box of someone's house
dxgenie (5:10:53 PM): passing my block completly
dxgenie (5:11:19 PM): and landing on someone's lawn again but the shit didn't turn the corner and went back home
dxgenie (5:11:37 PM): and i peddled to another block put my bike down and laid down and breathed
dxgenie (5:11:43 PM): i looked like i was in a car crash
ShadBD07 (5:12:07 PM): you need to get your weight up and start kickin lil ass dogs
dxgenie (5:12:17 PM): i could see its teeth
dxgenie (5:12:23 PM): and those shits were sharpened
There you go. Part III I'm sure will follow one day.