Oh shit, I have to speak

Dec 12, 2004 15:21

Well, as most of you know, I am the CHCS recipient of the Daughters of the American Revolution Award. This entails me going to luncheon on Thursday, and what I thought would be sitting there and smiling and watching someone else win (I hastily wrote most of my essays, which sucked ( Read more... )

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mooabu December 12 2004, 20:37:35 UTC
Congrats and Good Luck!! You'll do a fine job, I'm sure!

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heirkles December 13 2004, 02:19:07 UTC
Say you hope you will get into the community college and hope to get an associates in poultry farming.

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I copied this from SomethingAwful anonymous December 13 2004, 02:38:04 UTC
Tell the host that her poison womb is making heaven to crowded.

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You'll beast it up hot4u_buck December 13 2004, 03:24:40 UTC
Congratulations once again and I have faith that you'll beast it up on this speech.

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funkyheff December 13 2004, 09:56:41 UTC
congratulations...say something extraordiarily offensive...try to use the word bitches as many times as possible and remind them that daughers, even if they are of the american revolution, need no licenses as there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom. ....its 5 am and yes, thats the best I can do.

On a more real note, im sure you'll do very well, it might scare you shitless, but in my experience you're pretty good at it.

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