Interview with Kaitlyn Cross
Stutter: Greetings fans and infidels! Today I am joined by none other than the notorious love of my life, Miss Kaitlyn Cross. Welcome, Ms. Cross.
Cross: Thank you Sergeant
Stutter: So, for our audience who isn't familiar, who are you?
Cross: I am Kaitlyn Cross
Cross: Daughter of Damien Cross, who served in the war on Iraq's side and tried negotiations with you
Cross: This is how I now know you.
Stutter: And how did you become involved in wrestling?
Cross: I was called into it by Shane Daly because they needed a specific character for an angle they were running...
Cross: ...in the old UBW that is.
Stutter: I see. How do you feel about UBW and the talent there?
Cross: UBW has died and since became UCW financially fueled by Freight Train, and still owned by "Hellraiser" Tommy Corbin.
Cross: It's talent is lacking as far as attendance, but I hear they get by.
Stutter: Now, what are your opinions of me, Sgt. Stutter?
Cross: Well I think by now everyone should have it in their minds that I love you, and I think you are highly under-appreciated.
Cross: I know that everyone else is just jealous that you are better than them and they're to weak to admit that.
Stutter: What of World Heavyweight Title Reign? What do you think of that?
Cross: I think being a man of your stature that you'll be holding it for a long time. All this talk about "finally loosing the belt" is just wishful-thinking of VIW wrestlers that will never see its day of reality.
Stutter: What do you think of VIW wrestlers, such as AJ Crazy, Blaze, M$P and Paul the Wall as well as VIW itself?
Cross: I think they are capable from what I've seen. They have their days, just as everyone has their good and bad days. I think VIW, as a federation, is well-rounded in its talent.
Stutter: Paul the Wall has commented that I don't matter and no one listens to me and that eventually, someday, he'll beat me and claim the title.
Stutter: What do you think of that?
Cross: I don't doubt that Paul the Wall could match you in strength, but I doubt his ability to win the title in the end. Like I said it’s wishful-thinking. It may be a long well-matched event, but he would tire out. Unlike you, no one else in VIW can match the stamina and agility of someone who has served in war.
Stutter: Sometime soon, there will be a Sgt. Stutter Appreciation Day at VIW. I would be honored if you were to attend.
Cross: I wouldn't miss it for the second birth of Christ himself.
Stutter: Do you think VIW management has a vendetta against you for not allowing you to manage me, especially where they are recruiting former UBW stars Shane Daly and Derek Simonetti?
Cross: Well to be honest, I think anyone in a wrestling federation, who share a locker room with other men, have a fear of women so it can be expected in any federation, except in Gen-X, that they'll have their different excuses for not letting a woman into the roster, whether it be vital to the show or not.
Stutter: Well, perhaps we can get you there to manage me then, hmmm? Wouldn't you like that?
Cross: I would. But it will take a lot of convincing.
Stutter: Well, we will have to work on it.
Stutter: One more thing before we go; are you interested in ever becoming a wrestler yourself?
Cross: I'd like to join a federation where I can be free to learn to wrestle and be needed and used on the show. I would like to learn how to wrestle, but I'm in no rush and I'll take my time looking for a suitable teacher.
Stutter: I can teach you...
Cross: That's a nice offer. But every time you try to teach me wrestling, you suplex me onto my bed and try to take my clothes off...
Stutter: And if you'd take them off, I could teach you correctly
Cross: Oh yes, I'm sure you can.
Cross: Like I said, I'll take my time.
Stutter: Well, thank you very much for your time, Ms. Cross. It is duly appreciated.
Cross: Thank you for having me.
Stutter: No problem, you are welcome.
Cross: Thank you Sergeant
Stutter: So, for our audience who isn't familiar, who are you?
Cross: I am Kaitlyn Cross
Cross: Daughter of Damien Cross, who served in the war on Iraq's side and tried negotiations with you
Cross: This is how I now know you.
Stutter: And how did you become involved in wrestling?
Cross: I was called into it by Shane Daly because they needed a specific character for an angle they were running...
Cross: ...in the old UBW that is.
Stutter: I see. How do you feel about UBW and the talent there?
Cross: UBW has died and since became UCW financially fueled by Freight Train, and still owned by "Hellraiser" Tommy Corbin.
Cross: It's talent is lacking as far as attendance, but I hear they get by.
Stutter: Now, what are your opinions of me, Sgt. Stutter?
Cross: Well I think by now everyone should have it in their minds that I love you, and I think you are highly under-appreciated.
Cross: I know that everyone else is just jealous that you are better than them and they're to weak to admit that.
Stutter: What of World Heavyweight Title Reign? What do you think of that?
Cross: I think being a man of your stature that you'll be holding it for a long time. All this talk about "finally loosing the belt" is just wishful-thinking of VIW wrestlers that will never see its day of reality.
Stutter: What do you think of VIW wrestlers, such as AJ Crazy, Blaze, M$P and Paul the Wall as well as VIW itself?
Cross: I think they are capable from what I've seen. They have their days, just as everyone has their good and bad days. I think VIW, as a federation, is well-rounded in its talent.
Stutter: Paul the Wall has commented that I don't matter and no one listens to me and that eventually, someday, he'll beat me and claim the title.
Stutter: What do you think of that?
Cross: I don't doubt that Paul the Wall could match you in strength, but I doubt his ability to win the title in the end. Like I said it’s wishful-thinking. It may be a long well-matched event, but he would tire out. Unlike you, no one else in VIW can match the stamina and agility of someone who has served in war.
Stutter: Sometime soon, there will be a Sgt. Stutter Appreciation Day at VIW. I would be honored if you were to attend.
Cross: I wouldn't miss it for the second birth of Christ himself.
Stutter: Do you think VIW management has a vendetta against you for not allowing you to manage me, especially where they are recruiting former UBW stars Shane Daly and Derek Simonetti?
Cross: Well to be honest, I think anyone in a wrestling federation, who share a locker room with other men, have a fear of women so it can be expected in any federation, except in Gen-X, that they'll have their different excuses for not letting a woman into the roster, whether it be vital to the show or not.
Stutter: Well, perhaps we can get you there to manage me then, hmmm? Wouldn't you like that?
Cross: I would. But it will take a lot of convincing.
Stutter: Well, we will have to work on it.
Stutter: One more thing before we go; are you interested in ever becoming a wrestler yourself?
Cross: I'd like to join a federation where I can be free to learn to wrestle and be needed and used on the show. I would like to learn how to wrestle, but I'm in no rush and I'll take my time looking for a suitable teacher.
Stutter: I can teach you...
Cross: That's a nice offer. But every time you try to teach me wrestling, you suplex me onto my bed and try to take my clothes off...
Stutter: And if you'd take them off, I could teach you correctly
Cross: Oh yes, I'm sure you can.
Cross: Like I said, I'll take my time.
Stutter: Well, thank you very much for your time, Ms. Cross. It is duly appreciated.
Cross: Thank you for having me.
Stutter: No problem, you are welcome.